Monkeys Fist 39142 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He's a duck egg all the time That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5781 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height. Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39142 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Just now, Alex said: He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis Aye, unlike his highly versatile vegetable namesake, there’s only layer to him- shite. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7056 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien Him playing football is a crime, Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien He's a duck egg all the time Down the left, down the right Doesn't matter he's still shite, His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height. 🎵 Fuck me, it’s Stock Aitkin and Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2220 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. It's good. But it's no "wind your neck in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 486 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 (edited) The County Durham thing again! What fucking convoluted point are they making now? It’s a Tyneside folk song in which all of the people and events in it take place on Tyneside. The whole of my life and for a long time before it’s been associated with NUFC (and no other football club, bar altered versions). The only County Durham things to do with the song are the bloke who wrote it being from Gateshead (which used to be in that county) and the destination of Blaydon (ditto). But both of those places are overwhelmingly black and white anyway. Do they not think it’s significant that they’re travelling from and through Newcastle (as opposed to say, for example, Sunderland)? They are absolutely tapped, man Edited April 30 by Alex 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Flew to the County Durham Races from Ponteland Airport, marra 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 It’s also the classic mackem cycle of make something up, start believing it and then get annoyed about it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Just never stop, marras. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12866 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 “The Roker Aces” always makes me laugh. Not only is it a desperate attempt to copy us but it’s a fucking laughable attempt that sounds absolutely shite no matter which way it tries to scan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9189 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Bet you didn't know Ferry across the Mersey is really a County Durham classic? Original went "Ferry, across the shit stream" Same as Sweet Home Alabama, which was originally Sweet Home Pelaw Marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 (edited) Durham's child 🎵 Athle-tic Bilbao, We formed them The Blay-don races We made it Football documentaries We rocked it 'Cause we depend on fantasy If I wanted the striker that you bought We'd buy him The staydeyum we play in We wreck it The coach we brought in We sacked him We depend on fantasy (I depend on fantasy) All the marras, fucking spannas Throw your hands up at me All the hard cunts sparking Magpies Throw your hands up at me All the amnesty who never heard of me Throw your hands up at me All the Sunlin who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that.... 🎶 Edited April 30 by Howmanheyman 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 So on the day there's news we might be expanding SJP, safc have to release their own plans as well? Tut, tut.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: So on the day there's news we might be expanding SJP, safc have to release their own plans as well? Tut, tut.... That’s a parody account taking the piss out of the group with the same name, which was definitely not a copy of Wor Flags. Which then folded 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Durham's child 🎵 Athle-tic Bilbao, We formed them The Blay-don races We made it Football documentaries We rocked it 'Cause we depend on fantasy If I wanted the striker that you bought We'd buy him The staydeyum we play in We wreck it The coach we brought in We sacked him We depend on fantasy (I depend on fantasy) All the marras, fucking spannas Throw your hands up at me All the hard cunts sparking Magpies Throw your hands up at me All the amnesty who never heard of me Throw your hands up at me All the Sunlin who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Marra I didn't know you could make something up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that Marra I didn't know you could make something up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that.... 🎶 Genuinely laughing out loud at this btw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 1 minute ago, Alex said: That’s a parody account taking the piss out of the group with the same name, which was definitely not a copy of Wor Flags. Which then folded I know Alex. Alex. I expected better from you. I'm not angry with you, just, just disappointed. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I know Alex. Alex. I expected better from you. I'm not angry with you, just, just disappointed. I did wonder like 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 8 minutes ago, Alex said: I did wonder like I was going to say, I'm not fucking CT, you know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39142 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I was going to say, I'm not fucking CT, you know? He wishes you were. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5781 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: 🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 This fella gets it (kind of) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1027 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) Imagine Will Still coming in as our manager in a few years once Eddie goes off to manage England and lifting the CL The fewm would be off the charts Edited May 3 by RobElliott 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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