BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 4 out of 10. You're laying it on too thick on too many topics. Rein it in a bit and you'll be more believable. And you almost came across as funny with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34863 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I gave a bonus point for "oiks" btw. You were really struggling without that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 As Wums go, he's best Ba none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 I gave a bonus point for "oiks" btw. You were really struggling without that. Again with the funny. Stop. No. My sides......I preferred it when you (pretended) you weren't interested in reading what I posted, less boring all round. Seriously, you're making Rolf Harris look like an interesting alternative to reading this shite right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16799 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I was listening to 5Live whilst doing some work in the garage today they had some right cath word on. "It doesnt feel right with the Queen on her own without Prince Philip, you get so used to seeing him with her he's almost part of the monarchy" Cath word Also, who in the world invented "Etiquette experts" Some gimp going on about "Oh, thats soooo they right hat to wear for a church service. It isnt too large to obstruct views and doesnt hide ones face blah blah blah" MY FUCKING LICENSE FEE ARE PAYING FOR THESE CATHS WORDS TO TALK SHITE ON THE RADIO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34863 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 As Wums go, he's best Ba none Oh Thompers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Oh Thompers. He certainly got the petulant nature of Thompers. Thompers who is banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Who was that one who wore cardigans and might have topped himself? Was it Vickers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 LOL. It's fucking killing you lot isn't it? The idea that someone could register on the forum for the first time, and either a) post opinions not totally in line with the downtrodden Thatcher hating north east socialist class warrior stereotype, or not find Gemmil funny. I accept I'm probably in the minority on a), but seriously people, if you find something interesting in anything Gemmil says, then you're wrong in the head. He's a tedious cunt who is probably as addicted to unfunny one liners in real life as he is in here, which is probably why he's always in here - who's going to class him as a friend on the outside world? (nee offence to anyone in here who miguidedly does). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Ladies and Gentlemen, The sound of a rattled cage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 I was listening to 5Live whilst doing some work in the garage today they had some right cath word on. "It doesnt feel right with the Queen on her own without Prince Philip, you get so used to seeing him with her he's almost part of the monarchy" Cath word Also, who in the world invented "Etiquette experts" Some gimp going on about "Oh, thats soooo they right hat to wear for a church service. It isnt too large to obstruct views and doesnt hide ones face blah blah blah" MY FUCKING LICENSE FEE ARE PAYING FOR THESE CATHS WORDS TO TALK SHITE ON THE RADIO! On the topic of 5 Live, I'm pretty pissed off that most of the time I've tuned in this week, they've been giving oxygen to the nutjobs from Republic. The group has 1 paid employee, and a measley 20,000 registered members (their claim). That's not balance, that's well into the realm of undue attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Serioulsy put Gemmill on suicide watch, someone on the internet doesn't think he's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 LOL. It's fucking killing you lot isn't it? Yes, I think it's fair to say, looking at the reaction to your 'show and tell' thread, that people are absolutely fascinated with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Serioulsy put Gemmill on suicide watch, someone on the internet doesn't think he's funny. He comes across as if that would actually be a shock to him though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes, I think it's fair to say, looking at the reaction to your 'show and tell' thread, that people are absolutely fascinated with you. Feels more like blowback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes, I think it's fair to say, looking at the reaction to your 'show and tell' thread, that people are absolutely fascinated with you. Well it had the desired effect no? It stopped the BAE thread being derailed by stupid questions about condiments or whatever the fuck it was. I'll bump it if that shit starts up again in here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Quite fond of HP myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes, I think it's fair to say, looking at the reaction to your 'show and tell' thread, that people are absolutely fascinated with you. Hmmm. Selective quoting is a dying art, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Hmmm. no? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes The whole point of the forum is so that members can have discussions about Saddam's reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38914 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Touchy subject on here , past regimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14110 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34863 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 LOL. It's fucking killing you lot isn't it? The idea that someone could register on the forum for the first time, and either a) post opinions not totally in line with the downtrodden Thatcher hating north east socialist class warrior stereotype, or not find Gemmil funny. I accept I'm probably in the minority on a), but seriously people, if you find something interesting in anything Gemmil says, then you're wrong in the head. He's a tedious cunt who is probably as addicted to unfunny one liners in real life as he is in here, which is probably why he's always in here - who's going to class him as a friend on the outside world? (nee offence to anyone in here who miguidedly does). RATTLED PRATTLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 What she must do infact is weep that she bothers for a country whose population includes turds like you. She's got no fucking power whatsoever, and she's got no fucking choice to go here there and everywhere, even if it consists of just waving, which has to be the most ingorant thing that's ever said when people talk about what she actually does. That's a level of ignorance that's on a par with someone who says all that Pardew does is pick a team once a week. I bet she puts in more fucking hours than you'll do in a lifetime that's for sure. You're the kind of prick who probably doesn't realise that most of the time she's going somewhere it's at the behest of the government to boost trade or something else that has more to do with benefiting the lot of cunts like you than it ever would be of benefit to her, or that when she's opening some new building in some random town somewhere, it's only possible because she's slept on the royal train in some miserable siding somewhere. I bet you'd fucking moan your tits off if you had to do her schedule for just a month, and you're probably a young bloke and she's a fucking 86 year old granny!!!!!. If I was her, reading the opinons of people like you, then you'd soon know just how much of a selfish embarassing leaching cunt of a monarch I really could be if I was given free reign. Accident of birth? Life fucking sentence more like. In a country full of the likes of you, I'd be living it up every minute, and fuck the lot of you oiks. I actually don't mind her maj or even the celebrations that much, it's the harping on about "what a magnificent job she does" that irks me. I'm well aware of all the engagements she has to carry out, it's not the most demanding of callings considering how she is rewarded. You're right though, the next time I'm resuscitating a near dead child, blue from the lack of oxygen, at 4am on Christmas morning I'll think "well this could be worse, I could be The Queen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5967 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 If the child isn't dead surely you shouldn't be resuscitation them? That's just weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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