catmag 336 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Someone enlighten me. There are sane, intelligent, rational women at work going absolutely do-lally over the fact this film is out today/tomorrow/whenever. They turn into babbling freaks when talking about Robert Pattinson who to me looks like a pale, pubescent type of chap. What am I missing? Is it really that amazing? Will my life be enriched by making the effort to learn any more about this vampire stuff? I realise I'm probably very late to the party here but I'm just not getting it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35640 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I got dragged along to see one at the pictures, and I'm not joking, it's the worst film I've ever paid to go and see. Can't remember which one it was, but there were prolonged scenes of the bint and the pale freak staring at one another in a tent cos they'd had a falling out. And I mean prolonged to where I wanted to stand up and walk out. I don't need to sit through teenagers being huffily silent with one another. Absolutely dismal. I'm going to see the latest one soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Someone enlighten me. There are sane, intelligent, rational women at work going absolutely do-lally over the fact this film is out today/tomorrow/whenever. They turn into babbling freaks when talking about Robert Pattinson who to me looks like a pale, pubescent type of chap. What am I missing? Is it really that amazing? Will my life be enriched by making the effort to learn any more about this vampire stuff? I realise I'm probably very late to the party here but I'm just not getting it... I picked two thirty something intelligent woman up after the first one and they were virtually at "breaking point" (tried a few phrases first ) in the back of the taxi. I didnt feel safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I know the plot given my lass and one of my best mates have both read it. This is the climactic film where absolutely fuck all happens in the end . Seriously! Dreadful, odious, shoddily-written, some daft religious bint's wet dream that for some reason manages to skip past the reader's ability to see it for what it is. Misogynistic drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 I got dragged along to see one at the pictures, and I'm not joking, it's the worst film I've ever paid to go and see. Can't remember which one it was, but there were prolonged scenes of the bint and the pale freak staring at one another in a tent cos they'd had a falling out. And I mean prolonged to where I wanted to stand up and walk out. I don't need to sit through teenagers being huffily silent with one another. Absolutely dismal. I'm going to see the latest one soon. You are so under the thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I got dragged along to see one at the pictures, and I'm not joking, it's the worst film I've ever paid to go and see. Can't remember which one it was, but there were prolonged scenes of the bint and the pale freak staring at one another in a tent cos they'd had a falling out. And I mean prolonged to where I wanted to stand up and walk out. I don't need to sit through teenagers being huffily silent with one another. Absolutely dismal. I'm going to see the latest one soon. Reminds me I had a mini rant on here about the one I saw http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/374-film-you-most-recently-watched/page__st__9360#entry768176 The graphics on the trailer for this one look shite. When she jumps and catches that cat! It looks worse than young Obi Wan riding the back of a plattypotomous on that Star Wars film 15 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wor lass used to watch a bit of that thing set in the Deep South with Vinnie off Home and Away on. True Blood? That was alright I thought. Twilight is for teenage (and younger) lasses though, Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wor lass used to watch a bit of that thing set in the Deep South with Vinnie off Home and Away on. True Blood? That was alright I thought. Twilight is for teenage (and younger) lasses though, Shirley. Lasses my age (early 20s) go absolutely batshit over it and the first one was out when we were 17/18 (I think). Between this, people genuinely paying to see Steps and constant obsession with nostalgia, my generation can go ahead and get killed in the next war for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wor lass goers to see it with her mate. Ive seen them and found them watchable but no way would I go to the pics with her to see it. They're all fucking miserable in it. Im not keen on her anyway and find her acting painful (Snow white and the Huntsman another example). Its kinda .. vampires for the Harry Potter era? For me, see Trueblood (series) if you want a Vampire hit. Not this chick-flick-esq sparkly offering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35640 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 You are so under the thumb It's a game of give and take. I got to see Argo last weekend and now I have to suffer this. Having negotiated an end to X Factor, calling me under the thumb is an outrage. I'm absolutely dominating my home situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I don't see the huge fuss. I've read the books, they're a canny read but I'm not really fussy when it comes to books, as long as it has a story I can follow easily. The films are okay too. I downloaded the first few and only saw last year's at the cinema as I had a week off work and nothing better to do. I went on my own which felt incredibly tragic, but all my mates were at work and I wouldn't dream of taking wor lad. I'll see the last one just to complete the set and compare to the book, but I'll probably wait for a download unless any of the lasses are going. Can't say I find the vampire bloke at all attractive, he's got a right staring problem. And she's miserable as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Sounds like Dawson's Creek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Good shout, and I love Dawson's Creek btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 My daughters going to a twilightfon this afternoon. Starts at 3.30 showing every twilight film back to back followed by the latest one at midnight. Fool that she is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) It was fucking dire man, Jill. All that ansgt. You're good looking teenagers, you've got it made for fuck's sake. Wait until you get a job. Seriously though, they NEVER had a laugh, not once. It was all navel gazing, woe is me shit. I'd have given my left ball to shag Katie Holmes or Michelle Williams when I was in 6th form. Edited November 15, 2012 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18082 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) Sounds like Dawson's Creek. Spot on. Dawson's creek with vampires and were wolves ffs. Absolutely awful. Was forced to the cinema to see the last one and it was easily the worst film I have paid to see. I've flat out refused to dee this one. My wife is intelligent but she doesn't half like some shit. I don't get it. Edited November 15, 2012 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35640 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) I wouldn't care if it was a good story. I could suffer the fantasy shit. But it's just a mopey teen live story. Edited November 15, 2012 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Someone enlighten me. There are sane, intelligent, rational women at work going absolutely do-lally over the fact this film is out today/tomorrow/whenever. They turn into babbling freaks when talking about Robert Pattinson who to me looks like a pale, pubescent type of chap. What am I missing? Is it really that amazing? Will my life be enriched by making the effort to learn any more about this vampire stuff? I realise I'm probably very late to the party here but I'm just not getting it... Mrs P loves these films. I know realise I must have driven her mad and these teen romantic vampire things are her last refuge against my love hegemony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I'm going to see the latest one soon. Whipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 It was fucking dire man, Jill. All that ansgt. You're good looking teenagers, you've got it made for fuck's sake. Wait until you get a job. Seriously though, they NEVER had a laugh, not once. It was all navel gazing, woe is me shit. I'd have given my left ball to shag Katie Holmes or Michelle Williams when I was in 6th form. I can't say I disagree, really, other than the shagging bit. I still like it though. Must be my angsty tendencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I've watched Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I'd rather watch that, again, than these terrible pieces of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Team Jacob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Team Jacob! to be fair, he's a cracker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 to be fair, he's a cracker Stop trying to butter me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Stop trying to butter me up. Butter you up? that takes the biscuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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