Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Playing on pinball machines, being morally opposed to drinking a beer, working as a nurse. Yeah you're all man. I'm practically Conan the Barbarian in comparison to you man I love how 'you're a nurse' is still rolled out as an insult a decade down the line. As if sitting behind a desk 9-5 is the epitome of manliness ill give you odds of 10/1 the steady stream of student nurses who have to shadow me for 8 weeks make the day go faster than shooting the shit with Dave from IT in the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I can de-solder and rewire that with my eyes shut. Real man You stick to worrying about hidden carbs affecting your next body fat measurement Keep telling yourself how big a man you are if it makes you feel slightly less camp next time you request a shandy when someone's getting the beers in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Keep telling yourself how big a man you are if it makes you feel slightly less camp next time you request a shandy when someone's getting the beers in. You realise shandy has beer in dipshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34655 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'm practically Conan the Barbarian in comparison to you man I love how 'you're a nurse' is still rolled out as an insult a decade down the line. As if sitting behind a desk 9-5 is the epitome of manliness ill give you odds of 10/1 the steady stream of student nurses who have to shadow me for 8 weeks make the day go faster than shooting the shit with Dave from IT in the office Rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Real men don't wash their hands after "only" having a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hardly. I've got dry skin and eczema, so it would be fucking stupid not to use a moisturiser (with added uv block to stop me getting skin cancer). Yeah, malignant melanoma is so manly, after all. I don't use Clinique though, I leave that for the wife, who happens to be a girl. i'm agreeing with you, you bell end. i get dry skin too. there's nothing gay or woman-like about moisturiser. it's common sense if don't want to look like a flaky skinned chump. you've decided to pigeon hole me as some type of preening metrosexual because i've what i post about fitness and nutrition in the weight loss thread. that's fine but in reality it's far from the case. i like nice clothes and i like to be in shape but i'm hardly one of those spray tanned, eye brow plucking chumps others have painted me as. in reality, i'm like lots of guys in their mid 30s. it's not that unusual these days to moisturise, nor to train, eat well or buy nice clothes etc. that's not being a woman, it's being a man in the 21st century, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Rattled. Like a tiger in a cage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You realise shandy has beer in dipshit? even real shandy is too manly a drink for you. aren't you familiar with the non-aloholic varieties? you should try to find a pub that sells them. might make you feel more manly - you could pour it into a pint glass and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 "Gayer" is being used an insult a bit too much here. It's like being back in Year 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 As if you fucking drink beer with the amount of calories in it you fairy Again, back to the old faithful 'you're a puff cos you don't drink'. What's next, J69 has a massive penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 it is slightly ironic that J69 is trying to come across like some kind of alpha male given everything else we know about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Aye you're the modern James Deen "must login and post that i've bought new wing mirrors and some leathers on the materialism thread, after i've listed my my refurb pacman pinball machine on ebay" You were contemplating buying a mini earlier in the year and all people in glass houses Hew, stick to giving us daily updates on your lunch break 5 aside games Pele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 it is slightly ironic that J69 is trying to come across like some kind of alpha male given everything else we know about him. 21st century alpha male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 even a 21st century alpha male has to drink beer. i do. you don't. i win. you lose. i'm a bigger man than you. so neh, neh, neh, neh neh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17840 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 i'm agreeing with you, you bell end. i get dry skin too. there's nothing gay or woman-like about moisturiser. it's common sense if don't want to look like a flaky skinned chump. you've decided to pigeon hole me as some type of preening metrosexual because i've what i post about fitness and nutrition in the weight loss thread. that's fine but in reality it's far from the case. i like nice clothes and i like to be in shape but i'm hardly one of those spray tanned, eye brow plucking chumps others have painted me as. in reality, i'm like lots of guys in their mid 30s. it's not that unusual these days to moisturise, nor to train, eat well or buy nice clothes etc. that's not being a woman, it's being a man in the 21st century, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. You've missed my point. None of those things is girly. Incessantly discussing them like a woman is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34655 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I think we can all agree that J69 is making us all feel better about our lives itt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Kaliber doesn't count twiggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 That's Maldini to you, i'm a left back (for a club as well btw not just lunchbreak games) Football updates, or "i've bought myself a new pinball machine" "look at my wing mirrors" Alpha male my balls Since when was riding a hog womanly like Left back in the changing room lardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19842 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You've missed my point. None of those things is girly. Incessantly discussing them like a woman is though. honestly, if it's that annoying to the majority of people on here, i'll stop posting in the fitness thread. right; i'm off to mum's net to see if anyone's got any top tips on how to shed that last couple of stubborn percentages points of body fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34655 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Riding a hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26499 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 What about the arseholes going on like clever cunts in the Politics thread? Or the wannabe Barry Normans in the Film thread. Fuck it, delete everything from general chat apart from the Belta Minge and What are you drinking threads. It's all proper men need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34655 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 honestly, if it's that annoying to the majority of people on here, i'll stop posting in the fitness thread. right; i'm off to mum's net to see if anyone's got any top tips on how to shed that last couple of stubborn percentages points of body fat. If people find it annoying, you should redouble your efforts, not do it less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I can de-solder and rewire that with my eyes shut. Real man You stick to worrying about hidden carbs affecting your next body fat measurement Playing electronic games - manly? See that little black dot at the top? That's me rubbing testosterone all over the windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Ill show you a picture of me hingin ower the Grand Canyon if being high makes you a bigger bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17840 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 If people find it annoying, you should redouble your efforts, not do it less. This. Gemmill's philosophy in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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