Howmanheyman 26992 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I moisturise my face by turning the tap on, cupping both hands to collect the water, bend over the sink then lift my hands with the water in to my face. I repeat this a few times rubbing my eyes to get the sleep out. Nivea highly recommends it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I moisturise my face by turning the tap on, cupping both hands to collect the water, bend over the sink then lift my hands with the water in to my face. I repeat this a few times rubbing my eyes to get the sleep out. Nivea highly recommends it. I bet you fucking do, you big tease. Got to say well played to Chez mind, blokes falling over themselves to state they're the more manly , quality entertainment Special mention to J69 who spends most his energy on here telling other people they're not cool, while at the same time stating he doesn't care about being cool himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Says the bloke who posts pictures of his dates to twitter to let everyone know he's OUT WITH A GIRL!!!!! I know I'm cool, I'm just making sure everyone else knows it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Soz to burst the bubble like J but fixing pin ball machines, alcohol abstinence and hog riding doesn't make you cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I know. The fact I couldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me being a pinball playing, motorbike riding, teetotal nurse makes me cool however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Cant believe that Meenzer is trying to claim hyper masculinity for the gays. First marriage, now our pillars of gender theory. Cameron's Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hog riding? Sounds pretty gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 He's in a hog riding club too, all matching leathers and special handshakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I moisturise my face by turning the tap on, cupping both hands to collect the water, bend over the sink then lift my hands with the water in to my face. I repeat this a few times rubbing my eyes to get the sleep out. Nivea highly recommends it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 This far in and no mention of man bags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I know. The fact I couldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me being a pinball playing, motorbike riding, teetotal nurse makes me cool however. if you're so assured about being cool, and you really don't care what we all think about you, why go to such lengths in this thread and the fat loss thread to prove to the likes of me, gemill, jawd and others that we're girls or gays and you're the one worth listening to? it comes across like you're not quite as comfortable in your own skin as you'd like us to imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 This far in and no mention of man bags? man bags are a no from me. although stevie was a fan if i remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 man bags are a no from me. although stevie was a fan if i remember correctly. Let's not forget Paddock Lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 There's nothing wrong with a good old man bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 where do you draw the line between what is acceptable? do real men wear fake tan? it's a no from me do real men carry man bags? not in my lifetime son do real men wax their body hair? hell no do real men sculpt their eyebrows? 1000 per cent no do real men moisturise? i like having smooth skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26992 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You're worth it Dr Gloomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Some awful things going on here. Equating "womanly" with being gay, measuring male character by the outward presentation we put forward. You're like a bunch of benders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 What you've got to ask is "would Bond have one?" Obviously not with a handbag. Obviously yes with an organiser for holding cufflinks, watches, phone, wallet etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26992 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Jennie Bond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Jennie Bond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 if you're so assured about being cool, and you really don't care what we all think about you, why go to such lengths in this thread and the fat loss thread to prove to the likes of me, gemill, jawd and others that we're girls or gays and you're the one worth listening to? it comes across like you're not quite as comfortable in your own skin as you'd like us to imagine. I didn't start the thread tbf. And you are every bit as vehement in your defence of moisturiser and calipers as I am in my ridicule of them. Swings and roundabouts. It's kept me laughing checking this thread throughout the day though. Don't take it so seriously, it's the Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You're definitely the most sexually insecure poster on this board, J69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 Some awful things going on here. Equating "womanly" with being gay, measuring male character by the outward presentation we put forward. You're like a bunch of benders. One very awkward moment in my life was telling a mate who had just told me he was gay a story that really did require the line 'so fucking gay of him' then realising what i'd just said and then thinking that clearly he knows i'm ok with him being gay so he wont take that the wrong way but really badly worrying anyway. Then i just thought i needed to stop being so gay about it and not to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19844 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I didn't start the thread tbf. And you are every bit as vehement in your defence of moisturiser and calipers as I am in my ridicule of them. Swings and roundabouts. It's kept me laughing checking this thread throughout the day though. Don't take it so seriously, it's the Internet i don't think i'm taking it more seriously than you, that's the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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