catmag 336 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 How was your day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6098 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Stopped off at Tesco on the way back from the match and bought about 3000 calories of sugar filled shit to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Stopped off at Tesco on the way back from the match and bought about 3000 calories of sugar filled shit to eat Good man! I'm contemplating stealing one of the bairns Easter eggs from the cupboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20194 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Awful. Hangover to end all hangovers, the match and a long journey home from Hamburg. Suicide watch basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Started off shite. During the night my mother blacked out on her stairs and knocked herself out cold for over an hour. Rake Lane checked her over , aside from a nasty cut and the mother of all eggs on her head, she seemed ok. Got her home , she went for a kip, exhausted. I thought, "Ah well, the match should cheer me up" ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Awful. Hangover to end all hangovers, the match and a long journey home from Hamburg. Suicide watch basically That's quite bad, but it's not getting soaked to your skin whilst fiddling with a pay and display machine (three quid fucking fifty!) so you can experience the 'pleasure' of the Keswick pencil museum, is it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Started off shite. During the night my mother blacked out on her stairs and knocked herself out cold for over an hour. Rake Lane checked her over , aside from a nasty cut and the mother of all eggs on her head, she seemed ok. Got her home , she went for a kip, exhausted. I thought, "Ah well, the match should cheer me up" ........... Oh dear Hope she's okay. Do they know why she blacked out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Watched the game then had a long walk in the countryside and saw a load of the lambs in the fields. Then had a brie and bacon toastie at the garden centre, then going home to put a tax disc holder on my windscreen. Hope your ma is alright Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Cheers Cath (and Brock) She's pretty battered and bruised tbh, judging by the blood splatters on her wall she was out before she hit the deck. Not sure about the cause She's been having dizzy spells when she gets up in the morning, but never blacked out. They're having her back to the Falls Clinic to investigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Started off shite. During the night my mother blacked out on her stairs and knocked herself out cold for over an hour. Rake Lane checked her over , aside from a nasty cut and the mother of all eggs on her head, she seemed ok. Got her home , she went for a kip, exhausted. I thought, "Ah well, the match should cheer me up" ........... Nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Cheers Cath (and Brock) She's pretty battered and bruised tbh, judging by the blood splatters on her wall she was out before she hit the deck. Not sure about the cause She's been having dizzy spells when she gets up in the morning, but never blacked out. They're having her back to the Falls Clinic to investigate. Could be postural hypotension (your blood pressure drops when you stand up so you pass out). Hope she gets it sorted out soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27639 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Hope MF's Ma has a swift recovery. I nearly crashed twice on way to work and am having a stinker of a shift having come into a right shit sandwich at my work. What a fucking shit day/night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 That doesn't sound too clever Fisty, hope they manage to get to the bottom of it. Having followed the score online, him indoors turned up at the pub unannounced in the 92nd minute, reasoning that I might need immediate distraction therapy. Took me up the local park () and bought me lunch then ice cream in the sunshine. To be fair it did help turn the day around a bit. I'm starting to think he might be a keeper (though as much as anything, I'm astonished he had the nerve to mince right into a Millwall pub and start ordering me about ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Haven't you been with him for years? That's the impression I got. Anyway, if you're unsure take him to the Keswick pencil museum, that's the real test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14143 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Haven't you been with him for years? That's the impression I got. Anyway, if you're unsure take him to the Keswick pencil museum, that's the real test. Aye, was just being daft. Definitely like the idea of the pencil museum though, maybe a sneaky excursion to the Sellafield visitors' centre while we're nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Cheers Gents. And Luke is right Meenz, The Pencil Museum is a window into the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 That doesn't sound too clever Fisty, hope they manage to get to the bottom of it. Having followed the score online, him indoors turned up at the pub unannounced in the 92nd minute, reasoning that I might need immediate distraction therapy. Took me up the local park ( ) and bought me lunch then ice cream in the sunshine. To be fair it did help turn the day around a bit. I'm starting to think he might be a keeper (though as much as anything, I'm astonished he had the nerve to mince right into a Millwall pub and start ordering me about ). What a sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Also, neighbouring Cockermouth has the "Drystonewalling and Gate Museum". Quality day out. ( not really , but Cockermouth ...... Fnarr fnarr). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Hope MF's Ma has a swift recovery. I nearly crashed twice on way to work and am having a stinker of a shift having come into a right shit sandwich at my work. What a fucking shit day/night. Yes but you work in a.........well, you know! One of them places where you make THAT STUFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27639 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Yes but you work in a.........well, you know! One of them places where you make THAT STUFF! It can be quite a naff job sometimes despite making THAT STUFF. Preferred it when I made THAT OTHER STUFF a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27639 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'd say you would'nt want to sniff my fingers but you.....well.......would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 A brilliant day on the piss interrupted by those cowardly arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35639 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 What exactly happened after? I've read some stuff about coppers getting injured and police horses being attacked. There are some disgusting people knocking about like. "We lost a football match. I need to stab somebody." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26855 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Punching horses, ffs. Actually managed to have a decent day out if I completely ignored the football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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