Guest alex Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I'm throwing in a few 's just to cover me. Alex, you thought it was kosher, tbh. FACT! 78028[/snapback] Until I actually read it tbh. FACT! 78042[/snapback] Lies. 78066[/snapback] I made the fatal mistake of reading the responses before the actual post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3233 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) There's this girl I like at work and I'm having a few problems getting anywhere with her I've tried to impress her. I baked some scones a fortnight ago and brought her some in and as far as I know she enjoyed them, but I didn't see her eat them Next, i decided to be a bit sneaky I brought in the previous day's Times crossword having picked up the answers that day, and I sat in the staff room during lunch time, reading the clues out loud and getting them straight away... ... bit dishonest I know but you have to play the game eh So thinking she had me down as a cross between Einstein and Jamie Oliver, I decided to go one step further and I burnt her my ELO CD so she could have a copy. I just flung it out on her desk and said.... 'hey, here are some tunes for you to listen to' ... but even though she says she likes the CD, she doesn't name any of the songs So then I decided to ask her out for an ice-cream one lunchtime but she doesn't like ice-cream ... i said never mind, lets go for a meal one evening but she's always busy. She says she goes shopping 4 nights a week ... maybe then I should wait for her in the supermarket ? Anyway, my last hope is inviting her round for a game of Warhammer but that will mean introducing her to all the lads and she's going to think we're a bunch of psychos Help needed ... and I've already bought her a box of crystalized ginger and that didn't work 77902[/snapback] She thinks your a cross between her Mum and her little brother. She probably thinks it would be legally called incest if she slept with you. Buy a dictionary and look up the words Modern, Life and Chocolate. Edited January 12, 2006 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17904 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 There's this girl I like at work and I'm having a few problems getting anywhere with her I've tried to impress her. I baked some scones a fortnight ago and brought her some in and as far as I know she enjoyed them, but I didn't see her eat them Next, i decided to be a bit sneaky I brought in the previous day's Times crossword having picked up the answers that day, and I sat in the staff room during lunch time, reading the clues out loud and getting them straight away... ... bit dishonest I know but you have to play the game eh So thinking she had me down as a cross between Einstein and Jamie Oliver, I decided to go one step further and I burnt her my ELO CD so she could have a copy. I just flung it out on her desk and said.... 'hey, here are some tunes for you to listen to' ... but even though she says she likes the CD, she doesn't name any of the songs So then I decided to ask her out for an ice-cream one lunchtime but she doesn't like ice-cream ... i said never mind, lets go for a meal one evening but she's always busy. She says she goes shopping 4 nights a week ... maybe then I should wait for her in the supermarket ? Anyway, my last hope is inviting her round for a game of Warhammer but that will mean introducing her to all the lads and she's going to think we're a bunch of psychos Help needed ... and I've already bought her a box of crystalized ginger and that didn't work 77902[/snapback] She thinks your a cross between her Mum and her little brother. She probably thinks it would be legally called incest if she slept with you. Buy a dictionary and look up the words Modern, Life and Chocolate. 78100[/snapback] I'm trying to fit a sexual euphemism to all those bolded points, without much success, it has to be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The jury is still out on whether this is all a blag tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The jury is still out on whether this is all a blag tbh. 78106[/snapback] I took one look at it this morning and decided it was a wind-up, I wasn't sure until I got to the word 'Warhammer', then I was convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Never known a bloke yet who would make scones to impress a woman like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2281 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Never known a bloke yet who would make scones to impress a woman like.. 78125[/snapback] Scones, shmones! One glimpse of my rock hard buns is all it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Never known a bloke yet who would make scones to impress a woman like.. 78125[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Never known a bloke yet who would make scones to impress a woman like.. 78125[/snapback] Someone calling???? And this thread is NOT a piss-take - there's too much information. Right???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3233 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 A guy where I used to work used to bake the best caramel shortcake ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 A guy where I used to work used to bake the best caramel shortcake ever. 78153[/snapback] Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17904 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 A guy where I used to work used to bake the best caramel shortcake ever. 78153[/snapback] Is that a euphemism? 78154[/snapback] Everything's a euphemism if you put your mind to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6320 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 When I first read this thread I thought it was serious, then I read about how he was trying to 'woo' her and thought it was a piss-take. Considering there's no punch-line though, I then began to think well maybe he is serious... Either way, what's the point in the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 When I first read this thread I thought it was serious, then I read about how he was trying to 'woo' her and thought it was a piss-take. Considering there's no punch-line though, I then began to think well maybe he is serious... Either way, what's the point in the thread? 78164[/snapback] He wants our help in getting her into the sack. Just ask her if she fancies a fuck, man. Cut out the niceties and find out whether she wants it, or not. If not, move on to another likely candidate (remembering to tell her that it's her loss though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If that story is the truth then he hasn't got a hope in hell. Nobody can work about the point of this thread but it's still going strong at 4 pages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If that story is the truth then he hasn't got a hope in hell. Nobody can work about the point of this thread but it's still going strong at 4 pages! 78169[/snapback] Judging by Jonny's silence, I think he's away to Waterstones to buy my book! When I said 'all good bookshops' though, I meant more like Sven's Adult Books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Where there currents in your scones? Laydeees love currents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2281 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Where there currents in your scones? Laydeees love currents. 78173[/snapback] Especially the account ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Where there currents in your scones? Laydeees love currents. 78173[/snapback] i like sultana's in mine tbh if it's not a wind up he needs serious therapy !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17904 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 When I first read this thread I thought it was serious, then I read about how he was trying to 'woo' her and thought it was a piss-take. Considering there's no punch-line though, I then began to think well maybe he is serious... Either way, what's the point in the thread? 78164[/snapback] The point of the thread is to debate whether it's genuine or not. Warhammer? Howay man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Seeing as it was posted at almost 2am.... and is completely random (I do love the crystalised ginger line!).... I didn't see how it could NOT be a pisstake. Hence my responses. Re-read his second post, ffs... that's some comedy You people worry me sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Where there currents in your scones? Laydeees love currents. 78173[/snapback] i like sultana's in mine tbh if it's not a wind up he needs serious therapy !!! 78177[/snapback] You're not tempted by the scones then (pronounced scowne)?? *puts the flour away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) If that story is the truth then he hasn't got a hope in hell. Nobody can work about the point of this thread but it's still going strong at 4 pages! 78169[/snapback] Judging by Jonny's silence, I think he's away to Waterstones to buy my book! When I said 'all good bookshops' though, I meant more like Sven's Adult Books 78172[/snapback] Reading over the first few posts again 2 things are clear, firstly this is a blatant piss-take, anyone taken in by it must hand their heads in shame! Secondly, he's not buying any books, he's clearly off knobbing Lou. EDIT: While she posts on here, kinky... Edited January 12, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6320 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 When I first read this thread I thought it was serious, then I read about how he was trying to 'woo' her and thought it was a piss-take. Considering there's no punch-line though, I then began to think well maybe he is serious... Either way, what's the point in the thread? 78164[/snapback] He wants our help in getting her into the sack. Just ask her if she fancies a fuck, man. Cut out the niceties and find out whether she wants it, or not. If not, move on to another likely candidate (remembering to tell her that it's her loss though). 78167[/snapback] Well if this is kosher then that's exactly what he should do - he response will be the same whether he fucks about doing it or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If that story is the truth then he hasn't got a hope in hell. Nobody can work about the point of this thread but it's still going strong at 4 pages! 78169[/snapback] Judging by Jonny's silence, I think he's away to Waterstones to buy my book! When I said 'all good bookshops' though, I meant more like Sven's Adult Books 78172[/snapback] Reading over the first few posts again 2 things are clear, firstly this is a blatant piss-take, anyone taken in by it must hand their heads in shame! Secondly, he's not buying any books, he's clearly off knobbing Lou. EDIT: While she posts on here, kinky... 78188[/snapback] His second post to Lou was obviously a piss-take to her. The original was not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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