Papiss Demba Cisse

[Gemmill 34669]

 

 

Or spend £8m in the hope of doubling your money in a year

 

If he's gona score enough to attract big bids in a year, then he's clearly gonna be worth more than double..

[ewerk 26503]

Loved seeing Drogba applaud it mind. Bloke's a prick...but that just made it all the sweeter.

 

You could Ashley Cole on the bench trying to figure out how he had done it.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

you were googling pies, ADMIT IT

[TheHonourableMember 0]

don't you remember how shearer played for blackburn? he used to get in behind with strength and pace, as does cisse. he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us after he did his ankle so we never really saw that side to his game. but the way he muscles players off the ball, his strength and movement and the way he strikes the ball, instinctively, almost always hitting the target, reminds me very much of a young shearer.

 

Aye, I do remember him at Blackburn. Even then he was much stronger than Cisse at holding players off with his back to goal. I know Shearer has pace then too. He wasn't lightening quick but had enough pace to get away if he got the wrong side of you. Cisse just doesn't really remind me of him style-wise. There's some similarities though, the workrate for example. Shearer's loss of pace came as a result of the injury after he joined us btw. We saw about a season of the 'real' Shearer. Although 2 seasons before that, i.e. when Blackburn won the league was him at his very best. Sutton scored a shitload because both CBs concentrated on Shearer.

[Dr Gloom 19844]

Aye, I do remember him at Blackburn. Even then he was much stronger than Cisse at holding players off with his back to goal. I know Shearer has pace then too. He wasn't lightening quick but had enough pace to get away if he got the wrong side of you. Cisse just doesn't really remind me of him style-wise. There's some similarities though, the workrate for example. Shearer's loss of pace came as a result of the injury after he joined us btw. We saw about a season of the 'real' Shearer. Although 2 seasons before that, i.e. when Blackburn won the league was him at his very best. Sutton scored a shitload because both CBs concentrated on Shearer.

 

yeah, it was the ankle injury he sustained while playing for us, like i said, that robbed him of his pace.

[Tooj 17]

see my reply above. i'm talking about shearer for blackburn. he was a very different player then to how he played for us.

 

I can read you know.

[TheHonourableMember 0]

yeah, it was the ankle injury he sustained while playing for us, like i said, that robbed him of his pace.

 

You said he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us though. Not that that really has much to do with the discussion about their playing styles.

[BestBaNone 0]

Fucking Collymore man. "He'll be being scouted from Milan to Manchester" shortly after they'd made the £15m buyout clause up. Next time they're my only option to listen to the match, I'm going to give it a miss.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

The focal point of Shearer's playing style was his head; it's almost as the rest of his body was just an extension of his head. Scored over 50 headers for NUFC.

[Dr Gloom 19844]

You said he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us though. Not that that really has much to do with the discussion about their playing styles.

 

i said - he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us after he did his ankle so we never really saw that side to his game

 

i was referring to the ankle injury he sustained while with us just after we sold ferdinand. i think it was start of his second season. never really recoverd his old game after that.

[Andrew 4231]

Fucking Collymore man. "He'll be being scouted from Milan to Manchester" shortly after they'd made the £15m buyout clause up. Next time they're my only option to listen to the match, I'm going to give it a miss.

 

aye I bet talksports got the exclusive on that one

[Dr Gloom 19844]

You said he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us though. Not that that really has much to do with the discussion about their playing styles.

 

you're blatantly alex btw aren't you? how come you closed the old account?

[Dr Gloom 19844]

I can read you know.

 

alright moody chops, i never said you couldn't

[Happy Face 29]

Alex had got more alter egos than Chevy chase in that film where he had lots of alter egos.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

What's happened to Leazes btw? I heard he's taking a break to focus on his career as an MP

[ChezGiven 0]

The focal point of Shearer's playing style was his head; it's almost as the rest of his body was just an extension of his head. Scored over 50 headers for NUFC.

[TheHonourableMember 0]

i said - he lost that yard of pace by the time he joined us after he did his ankle so we never really saw that side to his game

 

i was referring to the ankle injury he sustained while with us just after we sold ferdinand. i think it was start of his second season. never really recoverd his old game after that.

 

I know what you said. It still doesn't make any sense though. We saw a full season of the pre-injury Shearer. I've already said that.

[Dr Gloom 19844]

I'd be tempted to take Leazesmag off ignore if were to qualify for the champions league. I'd be intrigued to see if he changes his tune in any way.

[Dr Gloom 19844]

I know what you said. It still doesn't make any sense though. We saw a full season of the pre-injury Shearer. I've already said that.

 

 

so i should have said hardly instead of never. the point i'm making is pretty obvious.

 

welcome back alex

Edited May 2, 2012 by Dr Gloom

[TheHonourableMember 0]

by the time he jo

 

 

so i should have said hardly instead of never. the point i'm making is pretty obvious.

 

welcome back alex

 

You're not making a lot of sense tbh Daniel. Take a few deep breaths in future.

[ChezGiven 0]

Tucked up with Teddy,

[Dr Gloom 19844]

You're not making a lot of sense tbh Daniel. Take a few deep breaths in future.

 

it's a combination of the result, the whiskey and this annoying double quote thing that seems to keep happening.

 

oh, and fatigue. not often i post on here at this time on a school night these days.

 

but these kind of seasons don't come around every year.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

I think Cisse is more of an instinctive finisher than Shearer, who seemed to be able to finish well under pressure, and had mental strength comparable with any of the great athletes in history. It's like if you were trying to have a shit in a baguette: sure, Cisse would get it in the baguette, he'd get it all over the baguette, but it'd be splattered everywhere and wouldn't be presentable as a meal; Shearer, on the other hand, would pump out a perfectly placed turd--and this while a group of homosexual Norwegian men wearing Calven Klein underwear and coated head to foot in vaseline were stood around laughing at him--right bang in the middle of the baguette so you wouldn't be able to differentiate it from a sausage, but for the fetid stench. Clinical.

Edited May 2, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

[Andrew 4231]

Double quote thing?

[Meenzer 14079]

I think Cisse is more of an instinctive finisher than Shearer, who seemed to be able to finish well under pressure, and had mental strength comparable with any of the great athletes in history. It's like if you were trying to have a shit in a baguette: sure, Cisse would get it in the baguette, he'd get it all over the baguette, but it'd be splattered everywhere and wouldn't be presentable as a meal; Shearer, on the other hand, would pump out a perfectly placed turd--and this while a group of homosexual Norwegian men wearing Calven Klein underwear and coated head to foot in vaseline were stood around laughing at him--right bang in the middle of the baguette so you wouldn't be able to differentiate it from a sausage, but for the fetid stench. Clinical.