Howmanheyman 38537 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 10:41, PaddockLad said: All I’ve said is xG is patent bollocks and the TT nerd herd can’t handle it. Fuckin rattled by common sense. It’s a good job Putin didn’t invade the northern suburbs of Newcastle upon Tyne, it’d have been a fuckin walkover Expand Northern suburbs? He lives South of the Tyne iirc? CT's neighbour wasn't he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I hope we're not talking about Wideopen's Most Wanted here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38537 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:31, Gemmill said: I hope we're not talking about Wideopen's Most Wanted here? Expand You've left yourself wide open on many occasions, gemm, so aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 There's only one of us into GAPING, you sicko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5622 Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:29, Howmanheyman said: Northern suburbs? He lives South of the Tyne iirc? CT's neighbour wasn't he? Expand One day I’m actually going to bump into him walking the dog and it’s going to be such an anti climax Never meet your heroes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24802 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Well well done @Gemmill. Well and truly derailed this thread cos you had a cold. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 It's my dad that lives on your estate, dicksplash! But yes, I am your hero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:38, Renton said: Well well done @Gemmill. Well and truly derailed this thread cos you had a cold. Expand Jan 16th 2020. I had covid. Can we change my username to Patient ZERO, please mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24802 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 And back on topic, the BBC saying the pound is back where it was against the dollar because of the latest actions of the cunt party. Wrong! It's because the BoE is putting up interest rates in response, which will shaft us all. Usual balanced BBC bollocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24802 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:40, Gemmill said: Jan 16th 2020. I had covid. Can we change my username to Patient ZERO, please mods? Expand I support this. Maybe just call him Poster ZERO instead though, or just ZERO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Patient ZERO, CT's HERO If there are enough characters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5622 Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:39, Gemmill said: It's my dad that lives on your estate, dicksplash! But yes, I am your hero. Expand I know, nice chap. Always has a “morning” as I pass by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20125 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:18, Holden McGroin said: he is back on the bench for Wolves now. Expand On 03/10/2022 at 11:18, Gemmill said: Came on as a sub for Wolves on Saturday. NERD HERD TAKEDOWN! PICK YER FUCKING TEETH UP! Expand On 03/10/2022 at 11:19, The Fish said: In this post you've just told me you think Adama Traore plays for Barcelona, when STATS WILL SHOW he plays for Wolverhampton Wanderers. (6 appearances, 1 goal in the league cup against Preston) Expand Like I’m a fuckin expert on where over muscled hammer throwers are currently playing …. my advantage over Dave & Gemima the fuckin glory hunter is I’ve seen the cunt play with my own eyes at least 4 times and can give a first hand account of his abilities 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Episode 3 of This England, the drama series about when I got COVID in January 2020, is particularly depressing. All about care homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:44, Christmas Tree said: I know, nice chap. Always has a “morning” as I pass by. Expand He's under strict orders to launch you into outer space if he ever sees you, so I don't believe this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24802 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:44, Gemmill said: Patient ZERO, CT's HERO If there are enough characters. Expand You say this like it's a good thing. Perhgaps replace your ava with that one of you as a kid with the rickety knocked knees. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:46, Renton said: You say this like it's a good thing. Perhgaps replace your ava with that one of you as a kid with the rickety knocked knees. Expand Zip it, Sweaty Betty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5622 Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:46, Gemmill said: He's under strict orders to launch you into outer space if he ever sees you, so I don't believe this. Expand Would I lie to you Usually I plod out of the field and just as we pass his house, the dog try’s to squat for a piss on his grass. I always catch her in time 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:48, Christmas Tree said: Would I lie to you Usually I plod out of the field and just as we pass his house, the dog try’s to squat for a piss on his grass. I always catch her in time 👍 Expand Only I get to talk about my stepmam like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:45, PaddockLad said: Like I’m a fuckin expert on where over muscled hammer throwers are currently playing …. my advantage over Dave & Gemima the fuckin glory hunter is I’ve seen the cunt play with my own eyes at least 4 times and can give a first hand account of his abilities Expand He was on the bench against us, didn't your eyes pick him out then? Unless you're telling us they all look the same to you? Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:48, Christmas Tree said: Would I lie to you Usually I plod out of the field and just as we pass his house, the dog try’s to squat for a piss on his grass. I always catch her in time 👍 Expand WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53772 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:55, The Fish said: He was on the bench against us, didn't your eyes pick him out then? Unless you're telling us they all look the same to you? Disgusting. Expand And this is the bloke that gets all the football information he needs with his own two eyes. Player names appear to be a blindspot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13117 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:24, Gemmill said: Me and Dave are like Clooney and Pitt Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12516 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:20, Holden McGroin said: Football can certainly be over analysed. Just take Barney Ronay and Jonathan Wilson for example. Two of the most boring, over-analytical smart arses around who were no doubt shit at football when younger. Expand So those are Fish and Gemmill's real names, aye ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4601 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 11:24, Gemmill said: Me and Dave are like Clooney and Pitt but we come with stats. PL is rocking up like a confused Rick Moranis. Expand Rosemary and Ingrid, pair of fannies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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