Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) How often do you do it? Edited August 25, 2015 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30712 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 When I had the snip, the very specific masturbation instructions for supplying the samples afterwards appealed to my extremely purile sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I think we all know who the biggest wanker on here is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30712 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 WTF Â I'm going to wait for MF to take this one before I venture a vote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5019 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) A couple of times a week I reckon. Â Depends if Laura from Accounts wears that slutty outfit. Edited August 25, 2015 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Is this poll public? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20028 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Just when I thought every conceivable topic had been covered in here. Â Probably two or three times a week on average. Â Perhaps the more pertinent question is what's your daily record? Mine was four times in 24 hours. The fourth time really wasn't much fun at all but I was a student at the time and needed something to do to fill the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I think we all know who the biggest wanker on here is. I was just thinking that myself. Different kinds of biggest wanker though. Definitely a biggest up their own arse wanker award who wouldn't take the main trophy, thinking of one. When you're a kid you can't leave it alone. Nearly put me eye out the first time I had a sherbet like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 Just when I thought every conceivable topic had been covered in here. Probably two or three times a week on average. Perhaps the more pertinent question is what's your daily record? Mine was four times in 24 hours. The fourth time really wasn't much fun at all but I was a student at the time and needed something to do to fill the days. Good effort lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Usually when I'm hungover. I've never been one for cuffing one off in the shower, mind you. Anyone here partake in that particular seediness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20028 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Shower yes, bath no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bath would be all kinds of wrong. Â I find that many mornings I need one just wake me up properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm far too much of a gent to engage in threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20028 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 At least one a day then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20028 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bath would be all kinds of wrong. Â I find that many mornings I need one just wake me up properly. Conversely, I find it often to be a nice cure to insomnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Conversely, I find it often to be a nice cure to insomniaAye it works for that too. It really is the multi purpose hobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm far too busy tearing the neck off it to engage in threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I did not type that. Are you editing my posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 It was Chez. The wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Miss you every day, Leazes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedfernMag 0 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Having mastered the ancient Taoist technique of semen retention I'm now able to sustain a daily 8 hour erection accompanied by full body orgasm. The technique involves blocking the sperm from leaving the body (a finger on the million dollar spot should suffice) and instead passing the baby gravy into the bladder, where it can be pissed out at a later time. The energy created at orgasm and the seed itself are then recirculated and reabsorbed inside the body, resulting in a state of bliss and oneness with the universe. (quite the opposite of the feelings of guilt and remorse normally associated with the post-wank state). Â Also saves on extra mouths to feed and stiff socks. Â As there appears to be a few fellow wankers on this board I've decided to make myself available for one-2-one guidance, PM for details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I've mastered coming and retaining semen which means I've stopped aging and can bend others to my will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35303 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 You retain it in your mouth, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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