wykikitoon 23866 Posted Friday at 17:33 Share Posted Friday at 17:33 Last day in Tuscany today. Fucking superb place. Ive got two canny bike rides in. Decided last week I would do a 160 ride today. Then yesterday saw the temp was 32 and decided to fuck that off 😂 got a nice 100km in though. What a stunning part of Italy. People are great, history and architecture is mind blowing. The scenery is something else and there is fanny of the highest level. Bellisimo. 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12984 Posted Saturday at 02:09 Share Posted Saturday at 02:09 Look at me. Could only do 100km today in 32 degree heat. Cheers, Lance. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24357 Posted Saturday at 14:10 Share Posted Saturday at 14:10 Bike wanker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34323 Posted Saturday at 14:48 Share Posted Saturday at 14:48 Vaffanculo, Wiggiano. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19758 Posted Saturday at 15:00 Share Posted Saturday at 15:00 21 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Last day in Tuscany today. Fucking superb place. Ive got two canny bike rides in. Decided last week I would do a 160 ride today. Then yesterday saw the temp was 32 and decided to fuck that off 😂 got a nice 100km in though. What a stunning part of Italy. People are great, history and architecture is mind blowing. The scenery is something else and there is fanny of the highest level. Bellisimo. Is Wilson keeping your missus company when you ponce off on a 3 hour bike run? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23866 Posted Saturday at 18:35 Share Posted Saturday at 18:35 Just got home. Fuck me, it's painful flying. Thick cunts who cant look at a basic ticket and seat number. Thick MANC CUNTS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7988 Posted Saturday at 18:46 Share Posted Saturday at 18:46 On 29/04/2025 at 14:00, Ayatollah Hermione said: Had no idea Teletext Holidays was still going. I’ll have a look tonight, cheers. Places like On The Beach and even through the likes of Jet2 and TUI themselves are still fucking daft money for what look like bog standard hotels. You may as well go long haul, all inclusive for your summer jollies these days I've just done a week all inclusive in Lara Beach. £2k for the 3 of us. Hotel was lovely and the food was good too. 25c every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16846 Posted Saturday at 18:56 Share Posted Saturday at 18:56 How did you find all-inclusive as a non-drinker? I've thought about it before but I wondered if it might feel like a bit of a waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7988 Posted Saturday at 20:00 Share Posted Saturday at 20:00 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: How did you find all-inclusive as a non-drinker? I've thought about it before but I wondered if it might feel like a bit of a waste We were there with 2 other families, and none of them were really putting away the booze tbh. We've all got young kids. I drank plenty of fresh orange with breakfast, Coke Zero by the pool, copious amounts of bottled water and the odd chocolate milkshake on an evening There was an ice cream parlour, waffle house, pizza restaurant, burger restaurant etc where you could fill your boots during the day though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12984 Posted Sunday at 00:58 Share Posted Sunday at 00:58 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: There was an ice cream parlour, waffle house, pizza restaurant, burger restaurant etc where you could fill your boots during the day though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52820 Posted Sunday at 05:20 Share Posted Sunday at 05:20 9 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: We were there with 2 other families, and none of them were really putting away the booze tbh. We've all got young kids. I drank plenty of fresh orange with breakfast, Coke Zero by the pool, copious amounts of bottled water and the odd chocolate milkshake on an evening There was an ice cream parlour, waffle house, pizza restaurant, burger restaurant etc where you could fill your boots during the day though! I'm surprised they got you in the plane, Baracus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37897 Posted Sunday at 07:09 Share Posted Sunday at 07:09 12 hours ago, Meenzer said: How did you find all-inclusive as a non-drinker? I've thought about it before but I wondered if it might feel like a bit of a waste I did all inclusive in Turkey last year and I think it definitely helped that only about 10% of the guests were fellow Brits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23866 Posted Sunday at 07:26 Share Posted Sunday at 07:26 12 hours ago, Meenzer said: How did you find all-inclusive as a non-drinker? I've thought about it before but I wondered if it might feel like a bit of a waste Im not tee-total but also hardly call myself a drinker. When I did all-inclusive about 7 years ago in Cyprus with my family I had about 4 pints all week alcohol wise. But had loads of coffee and sprite 😂 absolutely smashed it on that front 🥳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37897 Posted Sunday at 08:04 Share Posted Sunday at 08:04 What actually also put me off is the food was superb last year so I ate about 3x more than I needed to. Had a similar experience on a 12 night med cruise about 15 years ago where I walked loads (there was a stop at a port almost every day) went to the gym every morning plus sometimes in the afternoon and still put on about a stone 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24536 Posted Sunday at 09:20 Share Posted Sunday at 09:20 1 hour ago, Alex said: What actually also put me off is the food was superb last year so I ate about 3x more than I needed to. Had a similar experience on a 12 night med cruise about 15 years ago where I walked loads (there was a stop at a port almost every day) went to the gym every morning plus sometimes in the afternoon and still put on about a stone This actually bothers me nowadays. Spend 2 months shifting 3 Kg of lumber, then wreck it over the course of a week on holiday! I'm on "holiday" in Glasgow today, for family reasons. Just realised it's the old firm game. Fuck sticks, hope these knackers don't stray into the West End. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23866 Posted Sunday at 09:46 Share Posted Sunday at 09:46 Another thing I remember that all-inclusive was how people wasted food because of the buffet and the 'well I paid for it' attitude. I was once at a hotel on holiday where it was a buffet breakfast and I saw an English lass go up get a smallish plate of stuff, take two mouth full of food and put the plate to one side. Then she did that another couple of times. I hate food waste and just shook my head. One of the waiting staff saw me and agreed and had a word with her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15159 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago On 03/05/2025 at 19:46, Kid Dynamite said: I've just done a week all inclusive in Lara Beach. £2k for the 3 of us. Hotel was lovely and the food was good too. 25c every day. Good shout. Unfortunately, we’re now playing a game of narrowing down where she’d actually want to fucking go. The usual game of telling me where she doesn’t want to go, which seems to be 90% of the planet but being unable to give me any clues where she does want to go. At this rate, it’ll be a week in Blackpool 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23866 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 27 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Good shout. Unfortunately, we’re now playing a game of narrowing down where she’d actually want to fucking go. The usual game of telling me where she doesn’t want to go, which seems to be 90% of the planet but being unable to give me any clues where she does want to go. At this rate, it’ll be a week in Blackpool When walking about Siena last week look at restaurants it quickly turned to me saying 'You look at the menu, I will always find something to eat' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52820 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago As if the yorkshireman wasn't casting his eye at the prices. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23866 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Just now, Gemmill said: As if the yorkshireman wasn't casting his eye at the prices. You know what, the prices to eat out were cheaper than over here so I was happy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52820 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago You even got to take a holiday from being a Yorkshireman. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38081 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago "I fancied nice cup of that famous, luvveleh carpaccio but when it came it wa just a thin strip of sorreh lewkin meat and it wa raw! Bloody Italian wops trying it on with honest folk visiting their country! You don't get this shit in Harrogate tea shops I tell thee! And don't me started on brass they wanted for their foreign muck!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12984 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: At this rate, it’ll be a week in Blackpool 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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