Holidays 2025

[Ayatollah Hermione 15300]

Champion. Go anywhere, wear my USSR 88 top and shit myself in a doorway after 15 pints and 5 curry wursts. Sounds like normal holiday for me 

Edited yesterday at 17:31 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Isegrim 10798]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Champion. Go anywhere, wear my USSR 88 top and shit myself in a doorway after 15 pints and 5 curry wursts. Sounds like normal holiday for me 

Just don’t do a Belanov and try to nick some jewellery in the KDW in between.

[Howmanheyman 38356]

Went back to the room at our hotel, kid comes in to top up mini bar, I says no to Fanta but I'll have more moretti, he gets confused and says cruzcampo, I say, cruzcampo, moretti and Heineken are fine, he comes back full of bottles and cans of moretti, cruzcampo AND Heineken. I just start laughing, give him the internationally recognised thumbs up and say 'muchos gracias, mi amigo, Tu numero Uno trabajar in Ikos' basically telling him in pidgin Spanish that I'm very grateful and he's the best worker in this hotel' he laughed and got the drift. 😁 More as I get it. 

[Howmanheyman 38356]

Also today, had a black Adidas NUFC t-shirt on and been stopped and spoken with by a few Spanish workers/gardeners and an Italian inter fan all talking about NUFC, a Spanish gardener Málaga fan was telling me about Cordero(sp) who's signing from his team, says they're not happy with him fucking off but what a player he is/could be. Of course I said to everyone of therm, 'do you hate the makems anarrl?' and they all replied they absolutely did and they only spoke to me because they loved the Amazon prime show about us.

[Renton 24707]

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar.

If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

 

 

[wykikitoon 24065]

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there"
"¿Señor de la cerveza?"
"Easy for yee to say"
"Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time"
"Señor, es Siesta?"
"Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

[Howmanheyman 38356]

5 minutes ago, Renton said:

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar.

If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

 

 

 

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

[ewerk 34653]

 

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

 

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

[Renton 24707]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

 

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. 

I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory. 

[Howmanheyman 38356]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

 

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

[ewerk 34653]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. 

I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory. 

 

I've got two kids under eight and have been for a week in a 5* all inclusive hotel in each of the last two years without any kids. Just to really pile on your misery.  

[Renton 24707]

Fuck off.

[Gemmill 53302]

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

[ewerk 34653]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

 

Rents is about to sell your story to the Daily Mail, 'Layabout who can't hold down a job and his benefits claimant wife (TOO ILL TO WORK!) enjoy five star luxury Mediterranean break - at YOUR expense'.

 

He's gone very right wing these days.

[wykikitoon 24065]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Not out of choice tho is it?

 

#register 

[Howmanheyman 38356]

The locals wouldn't talk to gemmill tbh. 

 

[Renton 24707]

9 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Rents is about to sell your story to the Daily Mail, 'Layabout who can't hold down a job and his benefits claimant wife (TOO ILL TO WORK!) enjoy five star luxury Mediterranean break - at YOUR expense'.

 

He's gone very right wing these days.

 

Bet he's got a 60 inch OLED TV too.

[Alex 38104]

52 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there"
"¿Señor de la cerveza?"
"Easy for yee to say"
"Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time"
"Señor, es Siesta?"
"Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

Exactly who I was thinking of when reading  HMHM’s post  

[catmag 536]

Can anyone recommend me somewhere for a week in late June? Just me and the bairn (16) once his exams are finished. Neither of us like other people’s kids so ideally somewhere quiet in the Med, preferably a decent standard hotel all-inclusive in a small coastal bay. Not particularly bothered about there being loads of sightseeing but we both like a boat trip. Just really need to get away and the bairn has a brutal exam timetable and has worked his arse off so deserves a break when it’s all done. Thank you nicely 😘

[wykikitoon 24065]

Just now, catmag said:

Can anyone recommend me somewhere for a week in late June? Just me and the bairn (16) once his exams are finished. Neither of us like other people’s kids so ideally somewhere quiet in the Med, preferably a decent standard hotel all-inclusive in a small coastal bay. Not particularly bothered about there being loads of sightseeing but we both like a boat trip. Just really need to get away and the bairn has a brutal exam timetable and has worked his arse off so deserves a break when it’s all done. Thank you nicely 😘

 

Santa Eulalia in Ibiza is canny.  Its quiet and Spanish compared to the other parts of Ibiza.  We have been a few times and are off again in September.  Has a beautiful marina with restaurants about.
or
Sardinia.  Been to Porto Cervo and that's beautiful 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15300]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Fucking damn right. Mind, most adults get on my tits as well so it’s no real luxury

[strawb 4827]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Is that them swingers hotels?

[strawb 4827]

Off to Bilbao and San Sebastián in June. Going to mooch around eating and drinking for 10 days.

 

Got a week in Mallorca end of August as well to sit in the sun and read a book.

 

Work has been a right drag recently so can’t wait for either.

[Kid Dynamite 8042]

1 hour ago, catmag said:

Can anyone recommend me somewhere for a week in late June? Just me and the bairn (16) once his exams are finished. Neither of us like other people’s kids so ideally somewhere quiet in the Med, preferably a decent standard hotel all-inclusive in a small coastal bay. Not particularly bothered about there being loads of sightseeing but we both like a boat trip. Just really need to get away and the bairn has a brutal exam timetable and has worked his arse off so deserves a break when it’s all done. Thank you nicely 😘

Ive stayed here a few times and it's nice. Not all inclusive but there are plenty of restaurants in Lindos. It's about 2 miles outside of the town centre so it helps to get a cheap hire car. Lovely boat trips too

 

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g227884-d668386-Reviews-Ville_Di_Lindos-Lindos_Rhodes_Dodecanese_South_Aegean.html

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4437]

1 hour ago, catmag said:

Can anyone recommend me somewhere for a week in late June? Just me and the bairn (16) once his exams are finished. Neither of us like other people’s kids so ideally somewhere quiet in the Med, preferably a decent standard hotel all-inclusive in a small coastal bay. Not particularly bothered about there being loads of sightseeing but we both like a boat trip. Just really need to get away and the bairn has a brutal exam timetable and has worked his arse off so deserves a break when it’s all done. Thank you nicely 😘

Alvor in Portugal