Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[toonotl 3645]

That sounds fucking lovely. Itd be great if we're coming into a window where we have money to spend and theres teams desperate to do business to avoid a penalty. Time for us to take the piss like we had done to us last year. Hopefully. Time to sell Odysseus for 50m to some fucker.

[Gemmill 52688]

2 minutes ago, toonotl said:

That sounds fucking lovely. Itd be great if we're coming into a window where we have money to spend and theres teams desperate to do business to avoid a penalty. Time for us to take the piss like we had done to us last year. Hopefully. Time to sell Odysseus for 50m to some fucker.

 

I didn't read the article cos it was on some bullshit aggregator, but the headline I saw yesterday was that Mitchell is planning to do some business in June to capitalise on clubs that need to sell to avoid PSR issues. 

[Craig 7392]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I think he's been up there at times, but really Murphy? 

He's not even the best midfielder on Merseyside. If I was Szoboszlai, I'd be insulted.

[toonotl 3645]

38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I didn't read the article cos it was on some bullshit aggregator, but the headline I saw yesterday was that Mitchell is planning to do some business in June to capitalise on clubs that need to sell to avoid PSR issues. 

 

[ewerk 34272]

14 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I think he's been up there at times, but really Murphy? 

 

That's entirely disrespectful to his teammates. Big Joe, Tonali and Bruno are far better players. Come on Jacob, do better.

[Rayvin 6478]

2 hours ago, Craig said:

He's not even the best midfielder on Merseyside. If I was Szoboszlai, I'd be insulted.

 

Literally this  

 

If you had asked me to name the top 5 midfielders in the league, Gravenberch wouldn't even have entered my mind.

 

Unless we're playing them, I barely even remember he exists. Top midfielder in the league my ass. I watched the whole game the other day against Spurs and just had to check now that he was even playing.

[RobinRobin 12958]

While I don't believe he is this either but wasn't it the best defensive midfielder? 

Someone wants a word

[Craig 7392]

It's Danny Murphy, man. Probably did a few lines of coke before authoring that nonsense. 

Rehab clearly didn't work.

[Toonpack 12173]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I didn't read the article cos it was on some bullshit aggregator, but the headline I saw yesterday was that Mitchell is planning to do some business in June to capitalise on clubs that need to sell to avoid PSR issues. 

I read an article by Borson iirc which said we likely would need to be quiet in June because there’s £70 million in losses drop off the books end of this PSR period.

 

That said, be surprised if we’re not in the market for a bargain or two given we did feck all in Jan and shifted Miggy and Kelly 🤞

Edited Wednesday at 13:59 by Toonpack

[Toonpack 12173]

The NYT/Athletic have done their next season predictions and predictably it’s all Liverpool/Arse/City apart from Jacob Whitehead who picked us !!!

 

But all of them though included us in their top 5 which is nice.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6296322/2025/04/29/premier-league-title-predictions-next-season/

 

[ewerk 34272]

It was Jordan Campbell who picked us.

[Toonpack 12173]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It was Jordan Campbell who picked us.

Well it begins with a J so was close enough

[RobinRobin 12958]

12 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Well it begins with a J so was close enough

[wykikitoon 23785]

[Toonpack 12173]

You might laugh but:

 

 

[Dazzler 12672]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

You might laugh but:

 

 

Look like a great stand for putting phones and recording up skirts which is perfect for the absolute nonces that wear balenciaga. 

[Gemmill 52688]

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters. 

[Monkeys Fist 46491]

I wonder what Manc Mag is up to these days? 

[Toonpack 12173]

Prophetic hopefully

 

[RobinRobin 12958]

Was the camouflage beige?  Also, the best they could manage was a trawler.  

[London 79]

 

The study was conducted by Dr Antoine Septier, Dr Farnaz Kamranzad, and Professor Ben Edwards from the University's Department of Earth, Ocean and Environmental Sciences department in partnership with the club.
 

"Much like natural seismic events, these goals produced bursts of ground-shaking, triggered by the sheer passion of Liverpool fans," Professor Ben Edwards said.
 

"Their enthusiasm was literally powerful enough to move the Earth."

 

Even Universities are not above shameless PR work with them.

 

This is going to continue for a while yet...

Edited 13 hours ago by London

[Craig 7392]

University of Liverpool clearly pissy about Gary Neville's comment that he'd never felt Wembley shake when Dan Burn scored .... against Liverpool.

[Dazzler 12672]

1 hour ago, London said:

 

The study was conducted by Dr Antoine Septier, Dr Farnaz Kamranzad, and Professor Ben Edwards from the University's Department of Earth, Ocean and Environmental Sciences department in partnership with the club.
 

"Much like natural seismic events, these goals produced bursts of ground-shaking, triggered by the sheer passion of Liverpool fans," Professor Ben Edwards said.
 

"Their enthusiasm was literally powerful enough to move the Earth."

 

Even Universities are not above shameless PR work with them.

 

This is going to continue for a while yet...

"My da sells more avon than your da, la"

[Ayatollah Hermione 15128]

 I’ve seen teams celebrate throw-ins more than that lot celebrate trophies