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If I was Rio Ferdinand, (and thank fuck I’m not) , I honestly wouldn’t be putting my receding hairline anywhere near the list of plastic surgery priorities, the lopsided, duck lipped, unfaithful cunt that he is. 

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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If I was Rio Ferdinand, (and thank fuck I’m not) , I honestly wouldn’t be putting my receding hairline anywhere near the list of plastic surgery priorities, the lopsided, duck lipped, unfaithful cunt that he is. 

 

Do they do brain and patter implants in Turkey? (Asking for a camel faced ex-Man United player).

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Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

 

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Let's hope these lurkers are all boomers. :lol:

I don't think I've ever seen a full episode btw. Always seemed like a right load of old shite to me. 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Let's hope these lurkers are all boomers. :lol:

 

I don't think I've ever seen a full episode btw. Always seemed like a right load of old shite to me. 

 

Wrong again

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14 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

 

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Absolutely nailed MF! :lol:

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17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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"Wrong again" 

 

Methinks I struck a little close to the bone, Captain Mainwaring.

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25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

 

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Rayvin :lol: 

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Just now, Alex said:

Rayvin :lol: 

 

Some of them are spookily accurate :lol:

 

I remember that fucker I'm supposed to be but not his name, he was a sort of "YOU DONT WANT TO DO IT LIKE THAT!" sort of character? ....

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

 

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where are you??

 

hanging out on n.o. no doubt, please yorkie, please yorkie I acknowledge you, I'll be a good boy from now on.

shameful.  :lol:

 

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3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

where are you??

 

hanging out on n.o. no doubt, please yorkie, please yorkie I acknowledge you, I'll be a good boy from now on.

shameful.  :lol:

 

 

I originally was Pvt Godfrey but thought you can't really put yourself in these things and had a think and decided Robin Robin was a better fit, you stalking cunt.

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8 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Some of them are spookily accurate :lol:

 

I remember that fucker I'm supposed to be but not his name, he was a sort of "YOU DONT WANT TO DO IT LIKE THAT!" sort of character? ....

 

 

He’s the verger who looks after the church, church hall etc. Proper jobsworth and along with the ARP warden was always trying to pull rank when they thought Captain Mainwaring and/or the platoon in general were getting into the realms of their responsibilities. Proper parish council stuff :lol: 

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49 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Given we may have some lurkers here because of the transfer bollocks, I thought a wee guide would be helpful:

 

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Rayvin :lol: 

I'm fucking pissing here, that's superb.

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28 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I originally was Pvt Godfrey but thought you can't really put yourself in these things and had a think and decided Robin Robin was a better fit, you stalking cunt.

Arnold Ridley was in both world wars and was a great playwright.

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I really appreciate that this is one of the few places I can go and still feel young :lol:

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I originally was Pvt Godfrey but thought you can't really put yourself in these things and had a think and decided Robin Robin was a better fit, you stalking cunt.


I also can't imagine you standing that close to Gemmill :lol:

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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Some of them are spookily accurate :lol:

 

I remember that fucker I'm supposed to be but not his name, he was a sort of "YOU DONT WANT TO DO IT LIKE THAT!" sort of character? ....

 

 

 

59 minutes ago, Alex said:

He’s the verger who looks after the church, church hall etc. Proper jobsworth and along with the ARP warden was always trying to pull rank when they thought Captain Mainwaring and/or the platoon in general were getting into the realms of their responsibilities. Proper parish council stuff :lol: 

 

 

I think TP was just basing his PL allocation on being a lookalike more than the character's traits tbh. :cuppa:

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