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18 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

It's hilarious how much there is over this disallowed dipper goal. Once again injustice got the victim cunts. It's like no fucker has ever had a goal disallowed 

Worst thing is that the ref was correct and VAR decided they didn’t need to get involved for the obvious reason there was nothing wrong with the decision. Of course nobody thought it was remotely controversial even when we had a goal chalked off in a not too dissimilar situation in the league cup final. Although I think a lot of it from a Liverpool pov is to deflect away from how Slot has spent a fucking fortune only to make them a significantly weaker team 

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The bottom line is the sports media have to have a Liverpool story/angle rather than moving on in a shit happens/shrug shoulders way had it been a club not in their special little clique. 

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21 minutes ago, Alex said:

Worst thing is that the ref was correct and VAR decided they didn’t need to get involved for the obvious reason there was nothing wrong with the decision. Of course nobody thought it was remotely controversial even when we gif a goal chalked off in a not too dissimilar situation in the league cup final. Although I think a lot of it from a Liverpool pov is to deflect away from how Slot has spent a fucking fortune only to make them a significantly weaker team 


I was trying to remember the match where this had happened before. Completely forgotten it was with us and in their favour. 

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

I'm waiting for SORA to get good enough to AI the Rat out of every frame. Replace him with David Dickinson for all I care.

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19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'm waiting for SORA to get good enough to AI the Rat out of every frame. Replace him with David Dickinson for all I care.

 

If it could replace him with Jackie Milburn scoring the Wembley goal that would be great. (Actually would make a decent pic as well). :D

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19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

If it could replace him with Jackie Milburn scoring the Wembley goal that would be great. (Actually would make a decent pic as well). :D


The first or the second against Blackpool? 

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49 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'm waiting for SORA to get good enough to AI the Rat out of every frame. Replace him with David Dickinson for all I care.

David Dickinson feels like too much of a luxury player to fit Howe’s system. I think Tommy Walsh off Ground Force would be a better fit, proper grafter albeit without the unquestionable flair of Dicko.

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I think if we’re looking at former TV personality replacements, Carol Smilie and her arse would be a suitable candidate. 
 

She’s used to leading the line, on Changing Rooms, but also able to play a back-up role, a la Wheel of Fortune, but the most compelling reason is , clearly, her arse. 

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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I think if we’re looking at former TV personality replacements, Carol Smilie and her arse would be a suitable candidate. 
 

She’s used to leading the line, on Changing Rooms, but also able to play a back-up role, a la Wheel of Fortune, but the most compelling reason is , clearly, her arse. 

 

Carol Smillie who's "gotcha" was canned because as soon as she got to her hotel room where it was set up she immediately proceeded to sort herself out with her battery operated little helper, that Carol Smillie ???

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1 hour ago, Craig said:


The first or the second against Blackpool? 

 

Neither, our second against Liverpool, have a pic of it but change the player out for Milburn in the same position/stance etc. I'm sure some graphic guru could create it? (I'd have a go but I don't want to get in the way of any up and coming artistic geniuses like myself). :good:

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11 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Carol Smillie who's "gotcha" was canned because as soon as she got to her hotel room where it was set up she immediately proceeded to sort herself out with her battery operated little helper, that Carol Smillie ???

 

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13 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Carol Smillie who's "gotcha" was canned because as soon as she got to her hotel room where it was set up she immediately proceeded to sort herself out with her battery operated little helper, that Carol Smillie ???

 

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

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1 hour ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

David Dickinson feels like too much of a luxury player to fit Howe’s system. I think Tommy Walsh off Ground Force would be a better fit, proper grafter albeit without the unquestionable flair of Dicko.

Pfffft Charlie Dimmock grafted harder than that brace wearing fanny

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Why does he regret it, though? Does he regret the specific person he signed off on for the appointment, or does he regret setting up a football regulator in the first place, what's the story?

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5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

Why does he regret it, though? Does he regret the specific person he signed off on for the appointment, or does he regret setting up a football regulator in the first place, what's the story?

 

It's the person. And it's because the person in question is a Labour donor who donated to both Lisa Nandy and Starmer. And Starmer was supposed to have recused himself from the process, but when he got emailed saying this was who was getting picked, he responded to say he was supportive. 

 

Just more instances of this dogshit government being either corrupt or so incompetent that they can't see that what they're doing will look corrupt. (I actually think it's the latter). 

 

 

Full story here:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/12/keir-starmer-apologises-appointment-labour-donor-football-watchdog-david-kogan

 

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I forgot to add something to my Carol Smillie post earlier, butt i think its important to illustrate why she should replace the rat. 

From a purely footballing perspective, obvs. 

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Other photos displaying her “athleticism” more vividly are but a short google search away. :lol:

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12 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

It's the person. And it's because the person in question is a Labour donor who donated to both Lisa Nandy and Starmer. And Starmer was supposed to have recused himself from the process, but when he got emailed saying this was who was getting picked, he responded to say he was supportive. 

 

Just more instances of this dogshit government being either corrupt or so incompetent that they can't see that what they're doing will look corrupt. (I actually think it's the latter). 

 

 

Full story here:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/12/keir-starmer-apologises-appointment-labour-donor-football-watchdog-david-kogan

 

I ‘heard’ that a previous minister in a certain department of this government was hopeless  to the point that they just wouldn’t read anything sent to them. Meaning that loads of stuff couldn’t progress for months upon months because it required their approval. This ineptitude resulted in their being appointed to what amounts to a promotion in the last reshuffle. They may or may not have became an MP and minister because of their close links to a former Labour Prime Minister and even closer links to their chief spin doctor (with their families even going on holiday together). No wonder they’re so fucking shit if that sort of selection process is commonplace. 

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