Howmanheyman 38288 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 16:26, Monkeys Fist said: Well, I Am Sold. Which is in no way a reference to the Estate Agents of the same name. Pure coincidence. Expand He doesn't look the type of wanker who's an estate agent. Actually, tell a lie, he does. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 16:28, Howmanheyman said: He doesn't look the type of wanker who's an estate agent. Actually, tell a lie, he does. Expand Especially one that’s based in Regent Centre in…. Newcastle! Full House! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14370 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Jesus Christ lads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Jesus won’t help him, we’re all Muslim now. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Certainly looks a candidate for a stoning in Saudi, so can sympathise with his cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 16:39, TheGingerQuiff said: Certainly looks a candidate for a stoning in Saudi, so can sympathise with his cause. Expand Eh? Doesn't look like a journalist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34531 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 ‘Another boring Sunday afternoon, think I’ll crack open a beer and wind up some Geordies online’. One hour late and life in tatters: 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10985 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 dear me. it's all gone a little bit awry for the warlord. definitely give his mrs the pounding she's been missing out on though! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38288 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Dresses like he's in fucking boyzone, wears slippers, no socks, is about late 20s early 30s, is called Callum would've been Josh or something similarly shit, works in a fucking estate agents and probably has never struck a bat in his fucking life. Exactly the sort of wanker I can't abide. Alreet Josh, sorry, Callum? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7615 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14370 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 17:14, trophyshy said: This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers. Expand And just like the teams that dare take on Rafa’s Jihad 11 they’ll get fucking murdered. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 17:14, trophyshy said: This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers. Expand Piss be upon them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4802 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Well played all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 17:19, strawb said: Well played all Expand He probably isn’t feeling it right now, but he’s lucky it was the drunken hippy that outed him, and not the angry bogtrotter. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I actually feel a bit sorry for the no-socks skinny jeans chin-minged little irrelevance. Imagine growing up in Middlesbrough, spending your whole life thinking “ get me out of this shithole”, you get to 18 and think- “ University! Get in! I’m free!”… but then being so dense you end up doing Business Studies. In Hull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4802 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 17:36, Monkeys Fist said: I actually feel a bit sorry for the no-socks skinny jeans chin-minged little irrelevance. Imagine growing up in Middlesbrough, spending your whole life thinking “ get me out of this shithole”, you get to 18 and think- “ University! Get in! I’m free!”… but then being so dense you end up doing Business Studies. In Hull. Expand I resemble this remark, apart from I went to a proper uni in a proper city 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 16:48, ewerk said: ‘Another boring Sunday afternoon, think I’ll crack open a beer and wind up some Geordies online’. One hour late and life in tatters: Expand Fucking hell lads. I was going to suggest a temporary stoppage on new sign ups, but maybe we just make people who sign up take a look at this thread before they are able to try and troll. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14370 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...or whatever the Saudi version of that is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 18:17, Tom said: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...or whatever the Saudi version of that is. Expand “Chop his fucking hands off” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v.old 76 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Wild Arabia on BBC Four now for bit of info on culture and natural history relating to our new overlords chums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46689 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 19:18, v.old said: Wild Arabia on BBC Four now for bit of info on culture and natural history relating to our new overlords chums. Expand If there’s any TV/film company that’s consistently turning out programmes better than the BBC Natural History department is like to see it, and that goes for any genre. Everything they do, without fail, is world class. An American pal of mine was fucking livid a few years back when one of Attenborough’s series was released over there with Neil Degrasse-Tyson narrating instead of him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34531 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Aye, I was watching that Through the Americas show with Simon Whatshisface and they were interviewing some homeless woman in California and the one thing she knew about the UK was David Attenborough. Commercial TV would never invested that sort of money in his shows. Another reason to protect the BBC, if you needed one. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Oh Reevesy. Did he have his scarf on? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34531 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Well he was in California and it was wildfire season so obviously yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24429 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 brutal takedown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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