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Skyfall. Went instead of watching the match today - the divorce is complete. ;)

 

I liked it. Decent plot, good action and Bardem is a good villain. It still does my head in how long these things go on for (adverts started at half 2, film kicked out 2:45 minutes later), and I will confess to checking my watch a couple of times hoping to be near the end.

 

The credit sequence at the start was quality as well. i.e. the bit they play Adele over.

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Skyfall.

 

Nothing special despite the hype. Frim the trailers I thought they had a decent premise to be going on with, but rather than take it in that direction they just went with the Typical cartoon bad guy with typical motives with a Plot that had holes you could drive an underground train through.

 

Good set pieces to dress it all up as you'd expect which made it entertaining if a little long, but it's firmly in the "good fun but no bloody good" section for me, just like the preceding 20 odd film.

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Friday the 13th - Not sure how I haven't seen this before but it was poor, tbf to it it had one of the best comedy moments I have seen in any film when the bloke pretends he is drowning and the lass throws a ring out to him when he is half a yard away from the deck :lol:

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I've managed to convince my lass that we should retire from watching X Factor, but it's on the condition that we watch all the Bond movies (she LOVES Bond) from the beginning in place of two hours of singing nonsense.

 

It's a done deal. I mean I've got a few crap Saturday nights coming up (Timothy Dalton ffs), but definitely better than X Factor.

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I've managed to convince my lass that we should retire from watching X Factor, but it's on the condition that we watch all the Bond movies (she LOVES Bond) from the beginning in place of two hours of singing nonsense.

 

It's a done deal. I mean I've got a few crap Saturday nights coming up (Timothy Dalton ffs), but definitely better than X Factor.

Aren't they on ITV every weekend anyway?

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i watched a perfect murder the other night - an updated version of hitchock's classic 'dial m for murder'. was surprised to see it was made back in the late 90s.

 

i found it all pretty average tbh. it was full of knowing looks and obvious camera holds when the director wanted to hammer the message home just in case you didn't notice where the all too obvious plot was going.

 

shame really as i loved the original.

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I've managed to convince my lass that we should retire from watching X Factor, but it's on the condition that we watch all the Bond movies (she LOVES Bond) from the beginning in place of two hours of singing nonsense.

 

It's a done deal. I mean I've got a few crap Saturday nights coming up (Timothy Dalton ffs), but definitely better than X Factor.

 

i can't bring myself to watch the x factor. i used to have to leave the room when it came on. luckily the wife went off it a few years ago.

 

the flip side is i have to endure strictly come dancing every saturday night. fuck me, this is a painful show. i'm growing to hate bruce and tess more and more every week. bruce is getting like a pissed up old embarrassing old granddad at a wedding. tess is just wooden, zero personality and she's not even much to look at. weird shape and massive plastic knockers.

 

the only thing that takes the edge off is some of outfits the female dancers come out in.

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I get dogs abuse off my brother for allowing X-factor to be on in my house.

 

...yet every morning he's on Facebook posting his comments about the scum of the earth talentless horrors that get on Jeremy Kyle.

 

It's a strange stand some people take.

 

Rylan is TOO much by the way.

 

OMG.

 

LOL

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i can't bring myself to watch the x factor. i used to have to leave the room when it came on. luckily the wife went off it a few years ago.

 

the flip side is i have to endure strictly come dancing every saturday night. fuck me, this is a painful show. i'm growing to hate bruce and tess more and more every week. bruce is getting like a pissed up old embarrassing old granddad at a wedding. tess is just wooden, zero personality and she's not even much to look at. weird shape and massive plastic knockers.

 

the only thing that takes the edge off is some of outfits the female dancers come out in.

Who was it said 'Dead behind the eyes' about Tess Daly? Some comedian on telly I think. Wor lass prefers Stricly to X factor and at least the former has some decent totty. I normally just stop in the kitchen when it's on like and stick some music on but for that type of thing it doesn't bother me too much. It's just fucking Come Dancing with 'celebs' though. People'll watch fucking owt with so-called famous people in it.

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Skyfall

 

Very good watch, finally Daniel Craig shows he can actually play Bond. The franchise definitely needed this film as it had lost it's way ever since Piers Brosnan raced a bloke with a diamond face in his invisible car.

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The beaver on Strictly only makes it slightly barewable.

 

Its like a shit Panto with Bruce being incapable of presenting, Tess who cant say Judges and then the Judges being a bunch of Panto queens.

 

Then we have the audience all playing to what they say, with Boo's and claps for fuck all.

 

Its SHITE and run its course.

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Never watched it.

 

As far as fanny goes, I'm impressed with that pussycat Doll on x-factor though. Always thought she must be some sort of empty vessel to have any time for the charisma vacuum that is Lewis hamilton, but she's the funniest judge going. She's always talking about balls and getting hard and that :sweat:

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Ola is smart as a dart. I used to like that Polish lass from previous series. Looked like an East European porn star (they tend to be the nicest ones imo).

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