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15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

‘Colback’s revenge’.

Raining that amount of money into the crowd is a health hazard tbh.

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Would Colback be eligible to play given that he's on loan from us?  You can't in Premier league games but I don't know if that rule extends to the cups.

 

Not that I care if he plays or not mind.

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There's been a clause inserted into Colback's loan contract insisting that in the event of the clubs meeting he 'must be in the starting line up for Forest' and can only be substituted no earlier than the 80th minute barring injury*.

 

*Newcastle United physio to examine injury to confirm legitimacy.

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

There's been a clause inserted into Colback's loan contract insisting that in the event of the clubs meeting he 'must be in the starting line up for Forest' and can only be substituted no earlier than the 80th minute barring injury*.

 

*Newcastle United physio to examine injury to confirm legitimacy.

 

 

Not true, contract states he cannot enter game until half-time. At which time he will kiss Rafa.

Doctor is to define if he is mentally up to face his mother club.

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25 minutes ago, Gene_Clark said:

Colback was frozen out of the club after he parked in Benitez's spot at Little Benton one morning.

 

Frozen out because he's absolutely fucking shite, mate.

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Remember how, only a few short weeks ago, it was the seemingly unending heatwave that was keeping us awake at night? Now the weather's turned and the darkness is more temperate, it's the terror occasioned by fear of an inevitable, impending nuclear armageddon that's preventing us from sleeping the 8 hours through. In those long, quiet moments of black darkness and even blacker despair, the question that loops around my head is; when did the world turn to shit?

 

 

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1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Someone shout the nurse

 

Is Gene upset that we've drawn Nottingham Forest away? Or is it something more severe than that? :huh:

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12 hours ago, Gene_Clark said:

Remember how, only a few short weeks ago, it was the seemingly unending heatwave that was keeping us awake at night? Now the weather's turned and the darkness is more temperate, it's the terror occasioned by fear of an inevitable, impending nuclear armageddon that's preventing us from sleeping the 8 hours through. In those long, quiet moments of black darkness and even blacker despair, the question that loops around my head is; when did the world turn to shit?

 

 

 

So you've mentioned that fear of a nuclear armageddon is an occasional fear interspersed into a more general sense of terror. Of what are we terrified?

 

I mean Nottingham Forest really aren't that good.

 

Also, there isn't going to be a nuclear war any time soon, relax. Wars are being conducted through trade - if anything you should be worried about an economic armageddon. It'll still kill plenty.

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On 20/08/2018 at 11:36, Alex said:

He could always try reading back through a few of his posts if insomnia's an issue.

 

can i cum in your mouth please?

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