This is the news!

[RobinRobin 13187]

Some intelligence, artificial or otherwise, would certainly be welcome (and surprising).

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

This is all a bit John Denver…

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62789877

[Isegrim 10851]

 

[Isegrim 10851]

 

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

Fat Bear Week: Race is on for Alaska's bulkiest grizzly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63125242
 

Lads, make sure safe search is on if you’re googling “fat bear week”. 

[Toonpack 12545]

Should be an inquisition into this

 

 

 

[ewerk 34869]

Funnily enough we have our own expert on here on the export of semen, it's all he seems to go on about.

 

  

  On 28/11/2006 at 03:16, The Fish said:

 

net-exportation of semen from Denmark,

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  On 01/09/2011 at 01:41, The Fish said:

I wonder if semen has corrosive properties... 

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  On 29/01/2007 at 02:29, The Fish said:

 Denmark exporting semen

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  On 15/09/2009 at 15:29, The Fish said:

I do know that currently, Denmark is exporting semen

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[Monkeys Fist 47049]

If Fish’s lad turns out to be a 6’7” blonde with blue eyes, we know the score. 

[RobinRobin 13187]

  On 13/10/2022 at 15:25, Toonpack said:

Should be an inquisition into this

 

 

 

 

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Edited October 14, 2022 by RobinRobin

[Toonpack 12545]

  On 14/10/2022 at 02:34, RobinRobin said:

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aaaand duly tapped in !

Edited October 14, 2022 by Toonpack

[The Fish 11523]

  On 13/10/2022 at 19:41, Monkeys Fist said:

If Fish’s lad turns out to be a 6’7” blonde with blue eyes, we know the score. 

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Well he's a ginger, and he's definitely inherited my long body, short legs. So we're all gravy baby.

[RobinRobin 13187]

  On 14/10/2022 at 08:21, The Fish said:

 

Well he's a ginger, and he's definitely inherited my long body, short legs. So we're all gravy baby.

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[The Fish 11523]

  On 14/10/2022 at 08:31, RobinRobin said:

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6 months of people asking where he gets his ginger hair from because neither of us have red hair. I include my mam in that group. 6 months of him being ginger and nobody knowing why, before my mam casually remarks that she had red hair when she was a kid. Like... Mam, YOU were one of the people who asked where he could possibly have gotten the ginger gene from. It was you, copper top!

 

Not even like her hair changed colour early doors, she found a picture of her in her teens with red hair.  How do you forget something like that?!

[ewerk 34869]

  On 14/10/2022 at 08:56, The Fish said:

 

How do you forget something like that?!

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With a lot of therapy I'd imagine.

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

Iranian bloke who didn’t wash in over 50 years , for fear it would make him ill, had his first wash a few weeks ago. 
 

Dead at 94 today 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045

[Gemmill 53516]

  On 25/10/2022 at 15:56, Monkeys Fist said:

Iranian bloke who didn’t wash in over 50 years , for fear it would make him ill, had his first wash a few weeks ago. 
 

Dead at 94 today 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045

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"finally succumbed to pressure". He must have fucking stank. 

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

  On 25/10/2022 at 16:02, Gemmill said:

 

"finally succumbed to pressure". He must have fucking stank. 

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“Years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in "soot and pus”

[Craig 7983]

Still fucking cleaner than some of the skags from Wearside.

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

Some? 

[Craig 7983]

  On 25/10/2022 at 16:52, Monkeys Fist said:

Some? 

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There may be one who bathes on a regular basis. Not likely though - that's Mag-like behaviour!

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

  On 25/10/2022 at 16:57, Craig said:

bathes

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Letting your Staffy piss on you isn’t a bath 

[Craig 7983]

  On 25/10/2022 at 18:35, Monkeys Fist said:

Letting your Staffy piss on you isn’t a bath 

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what self-respecting staffy is going to have anything to do with a mackem?

[Monkeys Fist 47049]

Plane crashes into Lake Victoria https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-63532896

 

Look at the name of the airline 

[RobinRobin 13187]

  On 06/11/2022 at 12:34, Monkeys Fist said:

Plane crashes into Lake Victoria https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-63532896

 

Look at the name of the airline 

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It's where they meant to crash

[Meenzer 16941]

  On 07/11/2022 at 03:14, RobinRobin said:

It's where they meant to crash

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