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Teams

Champions:

Relegated:

Newcastle to Finish:

Best Attack:

Worst Attack:

Best Defence:

Worst Defence:

FA Cup Winner:

League Cup Winner:

 

Players

League Top Scorer:

League Most Assists:

Player of the Season(League):

Player of the Season(Us)

Signing of the Season(League):

Signing of the Season(Us):

Biggest Flop(League):

Biggest Flop(Us):

Worst Discipline:

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football:

 

Managers

First Sacked:

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference:

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: 

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Teams

Champions: Man City 

Relegated: Palace, Norwich, Sheffield United

Newcastle to Finish: 15th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Burnley

Best Defence: Liverpool

Worst Defence: Norwich

FA Cup Winner: Chelsea

League Cup Winner: Leicester

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Kane 

League Most Assists: Sterling

Player of the Season(League): Sterling

Player of the Season(Us): Longstaff

Signing of the Season(League): Che Adams will keep Southampton afloat. I'll change this if Coutinho goes to Spurs.

Signing of the Season(Us): Joelinton, I suppose

Biggest Flop(League): Wesley (Villa) or Haller (West Ham)

Biggest Flop(Us): Willems

Worst Discipline: Some Sheffield United player

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Mason Greenwood

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hodgson

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Solksjaer

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: The game that sends a side down will be decided by VAR

Edited by Ayatollah Hermione

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Teams

Champions: Man City

Relegated: Sheffield United, Norwich & Brighton

Newcastle to Finish: 15th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Sheffield United

Best Defence: Man City

Worst Defence: Norwich

FA Cup Winner: Liverpool

Caribou Cup Winner: Arsenal

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Aguero

League Most Assists: Alexander-Arnold

Player of the Season(League): Aguero

Player of the Season(Us): Longstaff

Signing of the Season(League): Nicolas Pepe

Signing of the Season(Us): Saint-Maximin

Biggest Flop(League): Maguire

Biggest Flop(Us): Shelvey

Worst Discipline: Capoue

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Mason Mount

 

Managers

First Sacked: Solskjear

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Klopp

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: We'll be fine.

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My season predictions:

League table: Don’t care

Scorers: Don’t care

Anything football related: Don’t care

Time of next takeover rumour: Approximately October or November

Final profit: 25m 

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2 hours ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions:

Relegated:

Newcastle to Finish:

Best Attack:

Worst Attack:

Best Defence:

Worst Defence:

FA Cup Winner:

League Cup Winner:

 

Players

League Top Scorer:

League Most Assists:

Player of the Season(League):

Player of the Season(Us)

Signing of the Season(League):

Signing of the Season(Us):

Biggest Flop(League):

Biggest Flop(Us):

Worst Discipline:

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football:

 

Managers

First Sacked:

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference:

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: 

 

Dear Andrew,  my expiration date is probably closer than a lot of people and I just don't have the time  or patience to mess with such a list.

My interest is only in Newcastle United , its players, and progress if any.:)

 

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I’m not sure even many of us are feeling that pessimistic. I expect us to be down there in the relegation mix, but will we be worse than Burnley, Sheffield United, Brighton, Villa etc? I think we might end up 15th-17th, if the new signings hit the ground running. Reach for the stars 

 

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Teams

Champions: Man City

Relegated: Sheff U, Norwich, Brighton

Newcastle to Finish: 16th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Brighton

Best Defence: Man City

Worst Defence: Brighton

FA Cup Winner: Man Yoo

League Cup Winner: Arsenal

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Kane

League Most Assists: Sterling

Player of the Season(League): Sterling

Player of the Season(Us): Joleinton

Signing of the Season(League): Pepe

Signing of the Season(Us): Joleinton

Biggest Flop(League): Perez

Biggest Flop(Us): Shelvey

Worst Discipline: Holebas

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Greenwood

 

Managers

First Sacked: Silva

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Wilder

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead:  We will have a great Christmas and not worrying about needing transfers by Jan

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’m not sure even many of us are feeling that pessimistic. I expect us to be down there in the relegation mix, but will we be worse than Burnley, Sheffield United, Brighton, Villa etc? I think we might end up 15th-17th, if the new signings hit the ground running. Reach for the stars 

 

It all depends on the start he gets. I can easily see us having five points after the first nine matches of the season and I don't think we have what it takes to recover from that.

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By the same token, we were predicted 8/9th finishes the season McClaren took over and we went down. They put a lot of weight on the off-the-field events which is why their predictions are so lopsided. 

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7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

By the same token, we were predicted 8/9th finishes the season McClaren took over and we went down. They put a lot of weight on the off-the-field events which is why their predictions are so lopsided. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33751507

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-predictions-reporters-predict-18830478

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14 hours ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: City

Relegated: Us, Sheffield, Brighton

Newcastle to Finish: 18th

Best Attack: City

Worst Attack: Bunley

Best Defence: City

Worst Defence:Villa

FA Cup Winner: Chelsea

League Cup Winner: Everton

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Aguero

League Most Assists: KDB

Player of the Season(League): KDB

Player of the Season(Us) Schar (Longstaff if he stays)

Signing of the Season(League): I've not paid a lot of attention to who's gone where.

Signing of the Season(Us): Joe

Biggest Flop(League):Maguire

Biggest Flop(Us): ASM

Worst Discipline: Someone from Burnley

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Hudson Oddbod

 

Managers

First Sacked: Ole

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Bagpuss

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Bagpuss will get a manager of the month award before Christmas

 

Edited by David Kelly

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44 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

I'm already sick of hearing about the Athletic.  Not so sure their predictions are wrong though.

I've signed up to give it a go. Waugh is their main NUFC reporter but Walker and Caulkin are going to be doing some stuff as well. It's just handy to have a central point for some good football analysis now that the Fish has become a wet nurse.

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Teams

Champions: Man City

Relegated: Brighton, Norwich, Sheffield

Newcastle to Finish: 13'

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Norwich

Best Defence: Liverpool

Worst Defence: Norwich

FA Cup Winner: Liverpool

League Cup Winner: Chelsea

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Agüero

League Most Assists:  Sterling

Player of the Season(League): Bernardo Silva

Player of the Season(Us): Almiron

Signing of the Season(League): Sebastian Haller

Signing of the Season(Us): Saint-Maximin

Biggest Flop(League): Kovacic

Biggest Flop(Us): Willems

Worst Discipline: Lerma

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Max Aarons

 

Managers

First Sacked: Graham Potter

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Dean Smith

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: 

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17 hours ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: Man City

Relegated: Sheffield United, Villa, Toon

Newcastle to Finish: 18th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Sheffield United

Best Defence:Manchester City

Worst Defence: Villa

FA Cup Winner: Manchester City

League Cup Winner: Liverpool

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Kane

League Most Assists: De Bruyne 

Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne

Player of the Season(Us) Longstaff (if he stays, if he leaves then it’ll be Schar) 

Signing of the Season(League): Rodri

Signing of the Season(Us): Joelinton

Biggest Flop(League): Moise Kean

Biggest Flop(Us): Willems

Worst Discipline: 

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Longstaff (when he transfers to Manchester United in January)

 

Managers

First Sacked: Solskjaer

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Brucey 

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: 

 

I just think our luck depends a lot on the front 3 which are all fairly unproven. I think Longstaff will start well and the Manchester United link will continue until they get him in January. 

Edited by Howay

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4 hours ago, ewerk said:

Well then who was predicting an 8th/9th place finish?

 

Lots of “surprise” talk here 

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/aug/05/premier-league-2015-16-season-predictions

 

Telegraph had us 12th, even Lawrenson had us top half. So, not quite the 9th I remember but clearly people thought we’d do alright because we spent money. 

 

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Zaha now looks like hes trying to force a move from Palace, can't see how their business over the summer has them in 14th on that table.

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