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21 minutes ago, Noelie said:

 

Maybe so, with Hayden, Shelvey, Ki, Longstaff, Longstaff, Almiron, etc etc as mid-fielders, but if he's better than them then welcome.

He’ll probably be brilliant until the season end but then moan about the manager not sharing his crisps with him.

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21 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

He’ll probably be brilliant until the season end but then moan about the manager not sharing his crisps with him.

It’ll likely be the other way round…

Bentaleb whips out a pack of Seabrooks Tomato  Ketchup flavour, from his Special Edition stash, and almost instantly, hundreds of metres away across the training pitches, Bruce’s nose starts twitching like a Mexican ringpiece. 
He sidles up to the new boy, taps him on the shoulder and says, 

“ Giz one man”

”No chance, these are a discontinued rarity, Boss!”, exclaims our latest recruit 

“ Arr, go on man,” says Bruce, “ just a quick Nabil!”  
 

 

 

 

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20 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
May your loan deal be as successful as retiring Geordie Legend, Jetro Willems’

 

If he plays his cards right he might Nab a spot in Jetro's Testimonial.

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