Dazzler 16191 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: If it was ranked in order of sexiness, I'd be sitting in a mackem's stool at the stadium of light. FYP Edited September 16 by Dazzler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26346 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: If it was ranked in order of sexiness, I'd be sitting in the Chairman's seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 16 Author Share Posted September 16 as of a few minutes ago. only available to the 2nd chance ballot winners, the hundreds that were sent back by barcelona, theyre not selling but no fucker else can see them. I genuinely hope some CUNT loses their job over this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 Second chance winners had to buy them before 3.30pm today. It’s all in the email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 16 Author Share Posted September 16 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Second chance winners had to buy them before 3.30pm today. It’s all in the email. whenever tickets have been sent back because of low uptake by the away supporters they open up in resale to EVERYBODY. that has been the case ever since they introduced their ballot/general sale/ resale system. this is fucking farcical man, theyre excluding thousands of supporters without any kind of announcement to changes to their own fucking rules. it's inexcusable, theyre absolute weapons grade thundercunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 What height are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 Let's have a sweepstake. I've got 5ft 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 Dazzler is almost certainly no longer the forum’s short arse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 16 Author Share Posted September 16 fuck's sake man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9902 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 TBD brings new meaning to “worky ticket” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27780 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 11 hours ago, ewerk said: Dazzler is almost certainly no longer the forum’s short arse. Are we excluding @RobinRobin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Hobbits don't count, different animal altogether. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16191 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 12 hours ago, ewerk said: Dazzler is almost certainly no longer the forum’s short arse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15590 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Not sure of veracity but…. https://killbait.com/en/newcastle-united-apologises-after-cancelling-season-tickets-over-ticket-re-selling-issue/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Not sure of veracity but…. https://killbait.com/en/newcastle-united-apologises-after-cancelling-season-tickets-over-ticket-re-selling-issue/ That 103 figure was quoted in the club statement I think, in which case it's legit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14502 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 3 hours ago, Renton said: Are we excluding @RobinRobin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6697 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Tickets available for tonight if people still after them. Daughters just got two five minutes ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Tickets available for tonight if people still after them. Daughters just got two five minutes ago I think there'll be loads of empty seats tonight which is a fucking disgrace. those running ticketing/box office have took incompetence to a whole new level. fucking billion pound company my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16191 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: I think there'll be loads of empty seats tonight which is a fucking disgrace. those running ticketing/box office have took incompetence to a whole new level. fucking billion pound company my arse. If you want you can jump on my shoulders if you bring a trench coat. We should be about 5'11 between the two of us. Then you can just jump on any spare seat in the family enclosure. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15590 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Dazzler said: If you want you can jump on my shoulders if you bring a trench coat. We should be about 5'11 between the two of us. Then you can just jump on any spare seat in the family enclosure. Couldn't you qualify for a Scottish schools tickets ?? Edited September 18 by Toonpack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15590 Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 It's obviously not just us: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cwy9dlqxx2ro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 19 Author Share Posted September 19 the scanners packed in at turnstiles 89/90 for L7 at about 19.45, they were just waving every fucker through. speeded things up considerably though, I like to give the club some credit when it's warranted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22495 Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: the scanners packed in at turnstiles 89/90 for L7 at about 19.45, they were just waving every fucker through. speeded things up considerably though, I like to give the club some credit when it's warranted. How did the "summit" with Gemmill go? Did "Tyneside's oldest Metrosexual" turn up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 No, "Toontastic's foremost fake jock mingebag", I went straight to the ground when I got to town at 7:15 or something like that. I did see what appeared to be a dreadlocked dwarf in a blue bucket hat carrying a lute and striding purposefully towards the ground. He had a half and half scarf wrapped round his neck 5 times, but he was still tripping over it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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