Howe's Pressing panzers v Steeeeeevie Geeeeeee's Beige Boring Bastards

[Howay 12460]

I’d sub Joelinton here. He won’t be far off a second yellow, the way the ref is giving them free kicks for nowt. 

[toonotl 2431]

Losing our two starting fullbacks has completely ruined our game plan it seems. Just complete backs to the wall stuff now. Not our speciality. 

[OTF 6186]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

What’s going on here?

Something in the crowd.

[Gemmill 34545]

Just now, ewerk said:

What’s going on here?

 

CT choking on a burger. 

 

(apologies in advance if this is something awful btw) 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We’ve lost our work rate in midfield.

[OTF 6186]

That does not look like where the foul was committed. 

[acrossthepond 707]

Joelinton is moments away from a red, I know Dubravka is not at 100% but I think we may have to bring on Bruno. 

[OTF 6186]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

CT choking on a burger. 

 

(apologies in advance if this is something awful btw) 

And I'm Dr Shipman...

[toonotl 2431]

Does Schar have a modelling gig later in the week? It’s a fuckin scratch. 

[wykikitoon 16705]

Get Bruno on try and get control oof the mid 

[OTF 6186]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

Joelinton is moments away from a red, I know Dubravka is not at 100% but I think we may have to bring on Bruno. 

 

Agreed, at risk of losing Joe to a second yellow. Bringing Bruno on will also lift the crowd. 

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Get Bruno on try and get control oof the mid 

You sound like Herr Flick 

[Howay 12460]

We need a sub here. We look absolutely knackered in CM 

[Gemmill 34545]

 

Schar if we can cling on here. 

[wykikitoon 16705]

Weighorst gone off for Burnley injured 

[Gemmill 34545]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Weighorst gone off for Burnley injured 

 

 

[ewerk 26425]

Another stupid one from Shelvey.

[Gemmill 34545]

Shelvey and BBK on a booking. Got to be Bruno time. 

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Weighorst gone off for Burnley injured 

[Howay 12460]

Our CM is absolutely knackered and both on yellows, does Howe not rate Bruno or something? I know it’s our last sub but fucking hell it’s worth the risk with 6 minutes to go. 

[wykikitoon 16705]

Salah been crying all game for getting fuck all off the ref too. Dive you Egyptian cunt

[Gemmill 34545]

Absolutely terrified watching Shelvey sprint half a yard behind Ramsey there. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Legs have gone.

[wykikitoon 16705]

Come on Eddie get Bruno on

[Gemmill 34545]

How long in added time? 6 or 7? Or am I exaggerating how many stoppages there've been?