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Lloyd Kelly update.

 

Vital 2-0 win today puts them in 4th but they are still 3 points off 8th (which I think means he’d be back with us).

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18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

CT's ran it through the sewpadewpacompuwata and ALL of their remaining games are now MUST WIN. 

 

Boldon'dYP :good:

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12 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Lloyd Kelly update.

 

Vital 2-0 win today puts them in 4th but they are still 3 points off 8th (which I think means he’d be back with us).

That’s assuming they don’t want him. I think he’s played every game under the new manager 

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7 hours ago, Alex said:

That’s assuming they don’t want him. I think he’s played every game under the new manager 

Picked up some sort of hamstring injury in the last game so that run is about to end.

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Right, for the run in, and being conservative with predictions, I'm going with the following:

GW34
Forest v Brentford - HOME WIN 

GW35
Man City v Wolves - HOME WIN 

Villa v Fulham - HOME WIN

Arsenal v Bournemouth - HOME WIN

Brighton v Newcastle - DRAW

Chelsea v Liverpool - AWAY WIN

Palace v Forest - DRAW

 

GW36
Southampton v Man City - AWAY WIN

Bournemouth v Villa - AWAY WIN

Newcastle v Chelsea - HOME WIN

Forest v Leicester - HOME WIN

Liverpool v Arsenal - HOME WIN

 

GW37

Chelsea v Man Utd - HOME WIN

Villa v Spurs - HOME WIN

West Ham v Forest - AWAY WIN

Arsenal v Newcastle - HOME WIN

Man City v Bournemouth - HOME WIN

 

GW38

Fulham v Man City - AWAY WIN

Man Utd v Villa - DRAW

Newcastle v Everton - HOME WIN

Forest v Chelsea - DRAW

Southampton v Arsenal - AWAY WIN

FINAL TABLE

1. Liverpool 94
2. Arsenal 76

3. Man City 73
4. Forest 71

5. Newcastle 69

6. Villa 67

7. Chelsea 64

 

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15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

7th would be piss poor for chelsea given all the money they've spent 

It would also be hilarious

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3 hours ago, Craig said:

Right, for the run in, and being conservative with predictions, I'm going with the following:

GW34
Forest v Brentford - HOME WIN 

GW35
Man City v Wolves - HOME WIN 

Villa v Fulham - HOME WIN

Arsenal v Bournemouth - HOME WIN

Brighton v Newcastle - DRAW

Chelsea v Liverpool - AWAY WIN

Palace v Forest - DRAW

 

GW36
Southampton v Man City - AWAY WIN

Bournemouth v Villa - AWAY WIN

Newcastle v Chelsea - HOME WIN

Forest v Leicester - HOME WIN

Liverpool v Arsenal - HOME WIN

 

GW37

Chelsea v Man Utd - HOME WIN

Villa v Spurs - HOME WIN

West Ham v Forest - AWAY WIN

Arsenal v Newcastle - HOME WIN

Man City v Bournemouth - HOME WIN

 

GW38

Fulham v Man City - AWAY WIN

Man Utd v Villa - DRAW

Newcastle v Everton - HOME WIN

Forest v Chelsea - DRAW

Southampton v Arsenal - AWAY WIN

FINAL TABLE

1. Liverpool 94
2. Arsenal 76

3. Man City 73
4. Forest 71

5. Newcastle 69

6. Villa 67

7. Chelsea 64

 

How is Man U winning a point at home against Villa a conservative prediction?

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6 hours ago, Craig said:

Chelsea v Liverpool - AWAY WIN

Liverpool on the beach, could well see the scouse filth letting us down here

 

6 hours ago, Craig said:

Man Utd v Villa - DRAW

Villa win this and the rest stay the same it's down to GD between us and them

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24 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Liverpool on the beach, could well see the scouse filth letting us down here

 

Villa win this and the rest stay the same it's down to GD between us and them


Which we’re currently about 16 ahead of them on. I can’t see them reeling that in over 4 games.

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It's undoubtedly very lucky for Chelsea to play Liverpool the match after they've sown up the PL. On paper it's the best time to play them all season. But Chelsea are shit and have gone off the boil lately.

 

For reference, Chelsea were 2nd after 16 games only three points behind Liverpool. Since then (between 17th and 34th games) they are 11th. It basically lines up with Palmer going off the boil. Hopefully that continues because since December they have not been playing like a team likely to get CL football. Not to mention ACFC too much but he also had a video recently about how Chelsea have been getting worse since their run of good results to start the season.

 

All that is to say that @Craig's predictions are looking good in terms of where everyone finishes if the season finishes the way its been going.

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. 

 

@Dr Gloom

@Holden McGroin

 

Read it and WEEP, fat boys! 


I’ll be amazed if we don’t sign a RW this summer. With PSR hanging over us, and Mitchell in the chair, I expect gems to be unearthed at both CB and RW. I highly doubt we’ll be shopping in the Guehi/Mbueemo end of the market in either position. 
 

In fact, if we don’t sign a RW I’ll show my arse in Fenwicks window. No fat on these buns of steel btw 

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We definitely need a young, powerful RCB (Huijsen from Bournemouth would be my first choice but I think every club in the world wants him). 
 

We’ve been hearing Trafford rumours for 2 years. I’d still take him. He’ll be class when he matures. 
 

We also need a striker (who could also play on the wing) and a RW. 
 

I’m sure Big Mitch has it all under control….

 

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Not to dig this back up for the 10,000th time, but hasn't it been established that last year the interest in Olise predated the interest in Guehi? So the priority was a RW until that target went elsewhere and then it shifted to a CB? It seems like it isn't necessarily positions being targeted as it is specific high-quality/high-potential players.

 

We've been linked to Cunha quite a bit in recent weeks. But you'd imagine we'd be prioritising a left-footed wide player (in that position). I can't see the Cunha move happening. He's too similar to what we already have.

 

Trafford and Huijsen/Guehi would be a great window. But Murphy's performances means we have way more options for a young left-footed winger with heaps of potential. I'd also be surprised if we don't see a left-footed winger come in given that Osula (who is reportedly more of a striker) is the only one in the squad at the moment. 

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33 minutes ago, toonotl said:

Not to dig this back up for the 10,000th time, but hasn't it been established that last year the interest in Olise predated the interest in Guehi? So the priority was a RW until that target went elsewhere and then it shifted to a CB? It seems like it isn't necessarily positions being targeted as it is specific high-quality/high-potential players.

 

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Denial EVERYWHERE. 

 

The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. 

 

Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. 

 

But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves. 

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