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Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Time gentlemen, please! See your drinks off!"

 

Fish: "But I've only just walked into your establishment, ordered my Pimm's with tonic and a slice of lemon cut just a little thicker, the place is empty and it's only quarter past eight?"

 

"Right! You're barred. Get out!"

 

It would be wall to wall flange with me and Hope behind the bar.

 

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20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

It would be wall to wall flange with me and Hope behind the bar.

 

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If your definition of "wall to wall flange" is as illustrated in the gif, I'll pass, if it's all the same to you.

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On 29/04/2025 at 10:31, Craig said:

Right, for the run in, and being conservative with predictions, I'm going with the following:

GW34
Forest v Brentford - HOME WIN 

 

 

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49 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Joel Mchale GIF


Started off well didn't it? Missus is not happy and reckons the wheels are fully coming off .... :firefirefire:

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Pah, I meant NEW rumours. Our interest in the the munchkin is well known. 

 

I just hope we go fucking crackers in the summer and bring a load of bodies in. We need to be kicking on now. 

 

we're obviously not in the market for a RW though. 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Craig said:


Started off well didn't it? Missus is not happy and reckons the wheels are fully coming off .... :firefirefire:

 

i'd feel a bit sorry for them if they're the ones to miss out after being up there all season. i'd much rather they made it than chelsea but it's three losses in their last four games now, isn't it? the choke that everyone has been predicting all season seems like it's on 

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Time gentlemen, please! See your drinks off!"

 

Fish: "But I've only just walked into your establishment, ordered my Pimm's with tonic and a slice of lemon cut just a little thicker, the place is empty and it's only quarter past eight?"

 

"Right! You're barred. Get out!"

The fuck did I do to get dragged into this bullshit?

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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

The fuck did I do to get dragged into this bullshit?

Graphs probably.

 

Who brings a fucking flip chart to the sesh?

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18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Don’t you actually want to go to the Hope and Gemmill? :jesuswept:

Depends, what's the price for a flight of real ales?

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

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Second striker problem RESOLVED. 

 

this is no slight on callum, who has been a superb servant, but i think we'd be mad to give him a new deal. i feel sorry for him because of all the injuries he's suffered but he hasn't looked the same player since coming back this time. the only way i see him being useful is if he's happy to be third choice. we need a better and more reliable rotation option for isak next season with all the extra fixtures. 

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perhaps he stays if we sign a RW who can also cover CF, such as mbueno, as that would bump callum down to about third choice, possibly even fourth depending on how osula develops.

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34 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

perhaps he stays if we sign a RW who can also cover CF, such as mbueno, as that would bump callum down to about third choice, possibly even fourth depending on how osula develops.

Your dedication to this shithousing is nothing short of magnificent.

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2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i'd feel a bit sorry for them if they're the ones to miss out after being up there all season. i'd much rather they made it than chelsea but it's three losses in their last four games now, isn't it? the choke that everyone has been predicting all season seems like it's on 


I still think they might edge it, but it's going to be a close call. 

I've had a close eye on them for obvious reasons and whilst they've got a solid XI, their squad is paper thin. They've barely been troubled with injuries until now and Aina is a big miss for them - his link up play with Elanga has been immense.

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