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2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I can read all the words but I’m still not sure what he does

I’m still trying to say his surname without the goodness gracious me head wobble. 

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24 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I’m still trying to say his surname without the goodness gracious me head wobble. 

 

His name in Urdu means.....[checks notes]...... 'Kev Lawson'. :good:

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

What's sustainable urban drainage got to do with a football club?

Quite a bit judging by the constant bed wetting we see on here.

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4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What's sustainable urban drainage got to do with a football club?

 

Is this a SUDS joke? Cos if it is you can GET THE FUCK OUT. 

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38 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Well that joke went down the drain

 

The Gemster up on his soap box again.

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

I’m still trying to say his surname without the goodness gracious me head wobble. 

I'm just trying to pronounce his name full stop. 🤯

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57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Oh dear, I appear to have walked in on a sex offenders convention. 

 

Keynote speaker ??

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Ah my cousin who works down in Kenya would have loved a plumbing joke or two

 

 

 

 

 

He blessed the drains down in Africa

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10 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Ah my cousin who works down in Kenya would have loved a plumbing joke or two

 

 

 

 

 

He blessed the drains down in Africa

Happy New Year Smiling GIF

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5 minutes ago, Tom said:

This bloke looks like a total fucking dork who should work in CEX.


Now you wouldn't be judging based solely on appearance, would you Thomas? :lol:

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So that's a 2nd appointment after Ross announced on the club's website with the opening line "Reporting to a new Sporting Director".

I realise I shouldn't clutch at too many straws given the propensity for this club to consistently let us down, but can't help but think we may have a big announcement coming in that area - surely we're not stupid enough to be appointing people to roles reporting into someone not decided yet?

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2 minutes ago, Craig said:

So that's a 2nd appointment after Ross announced on the club's website with the opening line "Reporting to a new Sporting Director".

I realise I shouldn't clutch at too many straws given the propensity for this club to consistently let us down, but can't help but think we may have a big announcement coming in that area - surely we're not stupid enough to be appointing people to roles reporting into someone not decided yet?

Aye two appointments reporting to a sporting director we don't have are temporarily reporting to a CEO on his way out - is a bit mental. Surely, getting a sporting director and CEO first makes infinitely more sense. That's why it won't be what we've done :lol:

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