Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[toonotl 2431]

Commentators are much more excited now, too. Everyone happy it seems. What a joke.

[OTF 6190]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

I know we're partisan but you have to say that wasn't a penalty. Let's be honest with ourselves. 

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

[wykikitoon 16729]

Neville and Tyler currently stroking each other off.

[Kid Dynamite 5939]

Bent as fuck

[Dr Gloom 19838]

There’s the sucker punch 

[Gemmill 34608]

"A big moment in this title race". Neville desperate to keep the bullshit narrative going.

[OTF 6190]

More time wasting from them.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

 The hard way it is

[LongTimeAdmirer 926]

fuck 

[acrossthepond 707]

Pope should never have allowed that, that was absolute rubbish. Jammy fucking goal for the jammiest team south of Liverpool. Fuck off. 

[wykikitoon 16729]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

fuck 

Has Cantona just scored?

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

[Dr Gloom 19838]

shame the big chances have fallen to Murphy not Isak  

[wykikitoon 16729]

Bruno have a top day so far.  We are by far the better team at the moment.

[wykikitoon 16729]

Refs a cunt.  We are gonna get fuck all now.

[toonotl 2431]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

[wykikitoon 16729]

Neville 'gives his team some respite'

 

Fuck off.

[wykikitoon 16729]

Martinelli can shove one of our players in the back and fuck all is said / given.

[ewerk 26441]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

[OTF 6190]

We can't have that much space between our defenders against this lot.

[OTF 6190]

Just now, ewerk said:

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

What is Neville saying?

[wykikitoon 16729]

Someone is gonna get sent off today and no doubt it will be one of ours.  Need to keep a cool heed.

[OTF 6190]

Should be a yellow for that.

[wykikitoon 16729]

Just now, OTF said:

What is Neville saying?

'If its a Top 6 club its harsh and can be overturned' 

[wykikitoon 16729]

Schar down here. Hopefully he's taking the piss.