Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

[sammynb 2929]

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Deutschland > UK culture 😊

 

@Isegrim are you old enough to remember this Teutonic banger?… this was utterly amazing to my 13 year old ears 👌

 

 

 

 

Three Mackem’s walk in to a room. 
 

The kid says

Da?

 

Da?

 

Da? 

[PaddockLad 14667]

[Meenzer 14111]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Three Mackem’s walk in to a room. 
 

The kid says

Da?

 

Da?

 

Da? 

 

[Isegrim 8893]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Deutschland > UK culture 😊

 

@Isegrim are you old enough to remember this Teutonic banger?… this was utterly amazing to my 13 year old ears 👌

 

 

 

 

Aha.

[RobinRobin 9278]

9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

[PaddockLad 14667]

8 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Aha.

[PaddockLad 14667]

How about some early morning Rhineland (soft) ROCK??!  
 

 

 

(stand by for more Bosch bangers throughout the day pop pickers  ) 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

It’s lovely when it’s a rainy dark morning and you have a match to look forward too.

 

 

[wykikitoon 16801]

38 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

It’s lovely when it’s a rainy dark morning and you have a match to look forward too.

 

 

I mean, it's better if its dry

 

The thing is, I 100% know what you mean. 

[wykikitoon 16801]

56 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How about some early morning Rhineland (soft) ROCK??!  
 

 

 

(stand by for more Bosch bangers throughout the day pop pickers  ) 

That was on the wireless yesterday and I fucking couldn't remember who sang it  

[Dr Gloom 19879]

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

[PaddockLad 14667]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

How you getting up to town?..

[Dr Gloom 19879]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How you getting up to town?..

train 

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Woke up at. 6am like a kid on Christmas morning- too excited to go back to sleep!

[Monkeys Fist 38917]

32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

How you getting up to town?..

 

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Sausage

Syp 

[Dr Gloom 19879]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

[PaddockLad 14667]

26 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

train 

We’re flying to Edinburgh from Bournemouth (£25 return!) then getting the train down . Rumours of time for a swift half gallon in the Free Trade, Marygate, Berwick upon Tweed are said to be “wide of the mark” 😉

[TommyVercetti 42]

Another famous win is on the cards tonight. HOWAY!! 

[Holden McGroin 4932]

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Dr Gloom 19879]

[wykikitoon 16801]

3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Dazzler 5607]

3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile.  I literally can’t sit down this morning
 

I don’t think it’s nerves.

[Holden McGroin 4932]

2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

That’s the exact velocity and trajectory. The toilet was absolute ruined. It required an extra courtesy wipe every time.

Edited October 25, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dazzler 5607]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

That’s the exact velocity and trajectory. The toilet was absolute ruined. It required an extra courtesy wipe every time.

I've got IBS so I know the pain.

 

Someone at work sprayed the entire rim the other day  (didn't clean it the dirty cunts). Even the front was pebble dashed, no idea how. It defied the laws of known physics. They literally shat in front of them. A true medical marvel.