howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

[aimaad22 3472]

Enzo totally pocketed by Miley. 

[Gemmill 34475]

Burnley ffs. 1-0 up to 2-1 down in two minutes. Going down with Everton that lot.

[toonotl 2415]

They're all trying to make sure Bruno is calm.

[OTF 6148]

Just now, toonotl said:

There are positives here for Chelsea. Some of them have got some pretty flash hairdos, for instance.

Also, the badges on their shirts are really shiny.

[aimaad22 3472]

Just now, OTF said:

That's their average spend per player.

 

Some of the Caicedos performances for them too

[wykikitoon 16663]

Luton beating Palace  

[Gemmill 34475]

6 points off top. The title's back on.

[toonotl 2415]

Ritchie riling up the youtube sensation.

[OTF 6148]

I can't believe how much we've seen of Ritchie this season.

[ewerk 26352]

Ritchie on the wind up.

[Gemmill 34475]

Ndiweni couldn't keep the grin off his face running on there.

 

[Gemmill 34475]

Dummett with the Bobby Moore shit.

[wykikitoon 16663]

Miley. Wow.

[wykikitoon 16663]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Ndiweni couldn't keep the grin off his face running on there.

 

Mad Dawg told him to drink it in before he came on  

[Gemmill 34475]

I'd make Miley MOTM just cos he shouldn't be able to make it look that easy at 17.

[aimaad22 3472]

Class. Brilliant win and performance second half. For a moment it seemed like it might be one of those days with the mistakes. 

 

Gordon motm again surely. 

[wykikitoon 16663]

HAVE IT!!!

Get that photo up

[GrahamTaylor5 650]

Ritchie should have been gone before the take over. Just shows what a professional he is that he is able to deliver for us when we are stretched so thinly.

 

This pains me to say it but I think Howe may be a better manager for us than Sir Bobby was. I am slightly too young to remember Keegan's first stint with us.

[toonotl 2415]

What a result. This team is amazing. Give Howe the job for life. Now let's hope no one is injured with a torn sixth sense or some other bullshit.

[wykikitoon 16663]

Sterling crying on the bench  

[OTF 6148]

This game had it all:

 

Ice man returns

Miley quality

Bruce era Lascelles returns

Bruce era Joelinton returns

Lascelles redemption arc

Joelinton redemption arc

Schär class

Bruno masterclass

AG assist and goal

Needless Ritchie yellow

Dummett slide tackle

Yellow cards galore

Red card

Youth debuts

 

 

[acrossthepond 706]

There were a couple of clangers but considering we just mullered a nearly 1bn-value side with three keepers on the bench and barely broke a sweat, you have to say...that Chelsea are really, really fucking shit    

 

Howay the lads, bring on PSG, we'll play Karius at CB and still beat them.  

[Kid Dynamite 5912]

Great performance. Joelinton should have added another, and save for a Lascelles error/Sterling dive, it could have been 5-0 on another day. With half a team 

[Polarboy 2124]

That has to be Miley's best performance for us, and not just because of the assist. He was composed and mature throughout. It would be nice to have Longstaff back for PSG, but we'll just have to go again with what we have if not. I'm just praying that Willock hasn't completely banjaxed his achilles again, and that it's only a relatively minor set back for him. Oh and Chelsea are fucking shite. All their pundit and social media supporters were creaming their pants because they managed to score four against Citeh, but that was clearly a freak occurrence.

[PaddockLad 14587]

@thebrokendoll’s thread starting quite superb there  

 

Not sure where @Dr Gloom has been this afternoon , hopefully he got a ticket at short notice and smashed the hoodoo right out the fuckin park