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I’ve just ripped what was easily my loudest fart of the year. 
 

Imagine a blobfish taking a deep breath, then yelling in to a megaphone 

“ M’BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP!”  
 

It hurt my egg sack. 
 

 

I’m taking this as an omen that we will blow these away tonight. 
 

5-0. 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve just ripped what was easily my loudest fart of the year. 
 

Imagine a blobfish taking a deep breath, then yelling in to a megaphone 

“ M’BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP!”  
 

It hurt my egg sack. 
 

 

I’m taking this as an omen that we will blow these away tonight. 
 

5-0. 

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15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve just ripped what was easily my loudest fart of the year. 
 

Imagine a blobfish taking a deep breath, then yelling in to a megaphone 

“ M’BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP!”  
 

It hurt my egg sack. 
 

 

I’m taking this as an omen that we will blow these away tonight. 
 

5-0. 

 

When I should be feeling my heart swell with pride during the countdown to K.O., I'm picturing bollocks flapping like Marilyn Monroe's dress. Did you push them down with your cock and giggle?

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5 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

When I should be feeling my heart swell with pride during the countdown to K.O., I'm picturing bollocks flapping like Marilyn Monroe's dress. Did you push them down with your cock and giggle?

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33 minutes ago, Chaser said:

Really? Fuck me they're the Parker pen of pen friends. 


I mean that €210m may be nowhere near accurate but I know for sure that no one on here is going to put in the leg work to prove me wrong.

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