gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts.

[Dazzler 5652]

How'd he miss that?  

[Dazzler 5652]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Dyche would 100% be sidling up to people on a garage forecourt if he wasn't doing this.

Aye, asking for spare change.

[Toonpack 6962]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Whey nerrrrr. Just playing against a side that actually grafts is all. Still think our quality will tell.

Oh dear is that a prediction 😱 

[Andrew 4252]

Calvert-lewin

 

[wykikitoon 16904]

Tarkowski telling teacher

[Gemmill 35132]

Joelinton going wolverine on Tarka.

[wykikitoon 16904]

Young will soon be carded.

[wykikitoon 16904]

That should have been a yellow. Fuck all attempt to get the ball there.

[Andrew 4252]

Opposition players must hate joelinton

 

That said the scrapping pinching scratchy shit in the box is old as football itself, tarkowskis lost it over nothing. 

[aimaad22 3530]

How is that not a foul on Schar

[Gemmill 35132]

Schar hasn't been concussed for a few weeks so this has been coming.

[Andrew 4252]

Did the ref even blow his whistle then? 

 

Gordon and an everton defender were still playing while he was waving his arms about

[wykikitoon 16904]

Pickford gan rade now.

[wykikitoon 16904]

They'll be loving the scrappy shit.

[Chaser 1071]

Really decent start by both sides but the last 20 minutes has been shite. If we had been playing Liverpool, there would have been at least 10 minutes stoppage. 

[ewerk 26674]

How’s that a foul against Gordon?

[Dazzler 5652]

The fact that they can't get in our heads will be stopping that enjoyment. They are banking on Gordon, Bruno or Joelinton snapping

[Andrew 4252]

And THEY end up with a freekick in our half after all that.

 

This refs weak as piss. 

[ewerk 26674]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Young will soon be carded.

It’s a close run thing whether the yellow card or Joelinton breaking the pensioner’s hip happens first.

[Dazzler 5652]

That was not as easy a watch as I would have liked. But the longer this goes on the more it plays into our hands I feel.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12825]

Another ref who is just making it up as they go along 

[Gemmill 35132]

Ref is being conned a bit by these. He's letting them get away with all sorts of genuinely quite dirty shit and then buying it every time one of them goes down.

 

Dyche will be ecstatic. That was the perfect half of football from one of his dogshit teams.

[Holden McGroin 4977]

Tetchy first half.

 

first goal will win this.

[Chaser 1071]

I don't think we've done much wrong first half, Everton have been good with the press and closed us down quickly whenever we have been around them. Gordon floating around as an inverted winger seems to be having some effect, and it's creating a bit of a triangle between him Trips and Miley. Miley having another good game, couple of sloppy passes but overall his game has been intelligent.

[wykikitoon 16904]

I'm not concerned by them at all.

We need to find a way to get Isak ticking.  He's a total passenger again.