Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts.

[RobinRobin 9250]

13 hours ago, Isegrim said:

I remember having to sit in the home section when we played them in the Championship. The locals weren’t happy with visiting fans in their seats and actively looking to got them evicted.

 

I do also remember Sels between the goal posts and Fish banging his head against a door post.

Remember that game.  Useless referee missed a clear penalty.  Wonder who that was?

[sammynb 2929]

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Full face? 

 

Um, he doesn't have a smegma helmet, remember?

Dick cheeseless, they call him!

[RobinRobin 9250]

9 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Um, he doesn't have a smegma helmet, remember?

Dick cheeseless, they call him!

[Toonpack 6890]

10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

we won the last home game I went to, smegma helmet 

 

We did, and as I recall, despite utter dominance throughout we scraped a 1-0 victory, thanks to the purple hoodie negating your presence. A herculean effort that cost the hoodie dear, so much so it lost its next game.

[sammynb 2929]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

A herculean effort that cost the hoodie dear, so much so it lost its next game.

 

Hope you at least washed it to get the smegma off.

[Toonpack 6890]

Just now, sammynb said:

 

Hope you at least washed it to get the smegma off.

 

Not my hoodie and I can assure you that, despite my age, my helmet is pristine.

[thebrokendoll 7110]

16 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i got a seat in the home end next to the away section. Has anyone been recently? Is the whole of that stand still away friendly? 

 

not if you're german it would seem. 

[thebrokendoll 7110]

On 23/01/2024 at 14:09, Dr Gloom said:

i got a seat in the home end next to the away section. Has anyone been recently? Is the whole of that stand still away friendly? 

 

putney road end seating availability looking a bit irregular here....

 

p1...... shitloads.

p2...... shitloads.

p3...... soldout.

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 14638]

On 23/01/2024 at 13:48, Isegrim said:

Fish banging his head against a door post.

Just remembered that I also witnessed this live  

[Isegrim 8876]

On 24/01/2024 at 07:44, thebrokendoll said:

 

not if you're german it would seem. 

I was the only one who managed to stay there tbh. I had nothing to celebrate though and restricted my moaning about the referee to German…

[thebrokendoll 7110]

16 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I was the only one who managed to stay there tbh. I had nothing to celebrate though and restricted my moaning about the referee to German…

 

 

if there's only one fucker hoyed out of p3 on saturday it'll inevitably be me!

funnily enough I remember my first ever trip to craven cottage, 83/84 promotion season 2-2 draw wearing the silver away strip (the players not me) it was very early march and it was fucking freezing!

[Dr Gloom 19840]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

putney road end seating availability looking a bit irregular here....

 

p1...... shitloads.

p2...... shitloads.

p3...... soldout.

 

 

 

 

 

i'm in putney road end block 3. last time i went (rafa's last game) you were fine to wear colours even though it was no longer the official "neutral end" aka home end extension. wondering if that's still the case. 

[thebrokendoll 7110]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i'm in putney road end block 3. last time i went (rafa's last game) you were fine to wear colours even though it was no longer the official "neutral end" aka home end extension. wondering if that's still the case. 

 

was talking to my mate yesterday who's a west ham supporter, he reckons in their recent 5-0 humping at cc there was shit loads of west ham in p3 with no bother at all.

I think it's probably safe to assume there'll be a lot more newcastle in there than you, me and me mate!

[Dr Gloom 19840]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

was talking to my mate yesterday who's a west ham supporter, he reckons in their recent 5-0 humping at cc there was shit loads of west ham in p3 with no bother at all.

I think it's probably safe to assume there'll be a lot more newcastle in there than you, me and me mate!

 

the whole of the putney end was stood up, bar a few tourists, in full colours, chanting "rafa benitez...we want you to stay". hoping it's a similar story this time. 

 

it's a weird club, fulham. 

[sammynb 2929]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

the whole of the putney end was stood up, bar a few tourists, in full colours, chanting "rafa benitez...we want you to stay". hoping it's a similar story this time.

 

I doubt they will be chanting for Rafa but would make for an interesting feel for the game.

[NJS 3986]

19 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

if there's only one fucker hoyed out of p3 on saturday it'll inevitably be me!

funnily enough I remember my first ever trip to craven cottage, 83/84 promotion season 2-2 draw wearing the silver away strip (the players not me) it was very early march and it was fucking freezing!

Did the classic and underestimated the walk from the tube so missed Beardsley's goal which was described as "a fantastic overhead kick". Saw it on MOTD - it was a canny over the shoulder job - not even in his top 30 goals. 

[thebrokendoll 7110]

26 minutes ago, NJS said:

Did the classic and underestimated the walk from the tube so missed Beardsley's goal which was described as "a fantastic overhead kick". Saw it on MOTD - it was a canny over the shoulder job - not even in his top 30 goals. 

 

aye, canny but far from his best.

 

 

I went that day with rabbit (now of wor flags fame) in his mk1 golf and parked just round the corner from the ground.

 

much preferred the days of going to london when you could park up and pollute wherever the fuck you liked.

Edited January 26 by thebrokendoll

[NJS 3986]

State of the fucking pitch. 

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

9 hours ago, NJS said:

State of the fucking pitch. 

Like Gail Porter’s minge. 

[Dazzler 5555]

33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Like Gail Porter’s minge. 

Covered in Keith Flint and Toploader jizz?

[trophyshy 6434]

By Christ I hope we manage to pump these gentrified soft-cock cockneys full of the finest Geordie sausage. 

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

28 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Covered in Keith Flint and Toploader jizz?

You’d hope she’d have washed since…

[Dazzler 5555]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You’d hope she’d have washed since…

Not if there's still a bit of bush left, she'll be scared of touching it.

[Monkeys Fist 38836]

10 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

By Christ I hope we manage to pump these gentrified soft-cock cockneys full of the finest Geordie sausage. 

[PaddockLad 14638]

37 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Covered in Keith Flint and Toploader jizz?