Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

[Dazzler 5511]

19 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe your jaxy though?

 

You've posted the relevant number of times for this to be okay.

[MrRaspberryJam 201]

6 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe your jaxy though?

 

You've posted the relevant number of times for this to be okay.

I lie on all fours in front of the mirror. 

[Holden McGroin 4868]

9 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

I lie on all fours in front of the mirror. 

I like this one. He can stay.

[Monkeys Fist 38779]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

Is this a sign of a jammy win?

It’d make our friends down the road well jelly. 

[MrRaspberryJam 201]

21 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I like this one. He can stay.

Thanks. I got perma-banned from N-O last month for spoiling their game of Traitors. Does that sort of thing bode well on here?

Edited March 16 by MrRaspberryJam

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205]

34 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Thanks. I got perma-banned from N-O last month for spoiling their game of Traitors. Does that sort of thing bode well on here?

Well we don’t play stupid fucking games for a start

[MrRaspberryJam 201]

5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Well we don’t play stupid fucking games for a start

Alright Kev I was just asking. 

[Alex 30429]

Reminds me of the time I caused bother on there for posting that picture saying what page Dumbledore died on 

[Toonpack 6866]

18 hours ago, LondonBlue said:

 

Flippin 'eck, are you not over the cup final yet?

Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

[Howmanheyman 26872]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

[Dazzler 5511]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

Raoul Moat

[Dr Gloom 19826]

3 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

who the fuck is this cunt?

[Howmanheyman 26872]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Raoul Moat

 

[Howmanheyman 26872]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

who the fuck is this cunt?

 

He's a young charva looking forward for Man City with a medieval haircut.

[MMXXVIII 1042]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

 

Bogie?

[Howmanheyman 26872]

6 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Bogie?

 

Aye. 👍

[MMXXVIII 1042]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

 

You never forget your first NUFC hoof to the clemmies.

[Toonpack 6866]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

He wa snot very good tbh.

[Howmanheyman 26872]

He was promising, decent player but didn't have any pace iirc? Plus was in a struggling side.

[Sonatine 10003]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

He wa snot very good tbh.

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

[Howmanheyman 26872]

 

"One is snot amucused."

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

[MrRaspberryJam 201]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

That’s all very well and good mate but can we get back on topic of me wiping my arse in front of the mirror please?

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

They’d pay good money to see that in Amsterdam, you’re wasted

[Toonpack 6866]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

 Certainly not to be sniffed at