Monkeys Fist 47308 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 And nor could I do many of the jobs others on here do…. but I do have a fucking wicked job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11693 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 On 15/12/2015 at 22:38, ewerk said: Tits in anti-space I don't understand what has happened here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 On 15/12/2015 at 23:36, Monkeys Fist said: So, if anyone's interested, I'm working on the Forth Bridge at the moment, inspecting all the steel that supports the road decks- there's 125 trusses, each one has around 30 separate elements that we need to inspect for defects. We have until Friday Here's a few pics, apologies for the quality of some, they were taken whilst swinging about in a Scottish "breeze" http://imgur.com/a/gVgOO nope nope and nope again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38570 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 @Dr Gloom http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35109728 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24808 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 old news brah, mine has the proper charger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I like a flick through Gumtree now and again. This ads just popped up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38570 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The only thing outweighing his altruism is his grammatical proficiency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53955 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 What's up with you quiet little mice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7734 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Panic shopping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Finishing the wrapping, except for the last couple of bits that are yet to be delivered. Fairly organised this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53955 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I've told them all I don't want much this year, but they insist on "making an offering". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38570 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Quiet Chinese mice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Trying to decide if a years subscription to Spotify is a canny present for an 11 year old???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15524 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Subscriptions to things aren't presents. If he's switched on, he's got AdBlock installed and is using Deezer anyway. Get him a pocket knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53955 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 On 18/12/2015 at 12:25, Christmas Tree said: Trying to decide if a years subscription to Spotify is a canny present for an 11 year old???? Years subscription to a porn mag would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5624 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 11 year old girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53955 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 You dirty animal, what were you thinking?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 What do you buy 90-yr-old grandparents? Thinking of just making some Baileys chocolate truffles and putting them in a pretty box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53955 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 As long as it doesn't look like you've handed them a box of fresh turds. We've seen your baking before, Cath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38570 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15524 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 On 18/12/2015 at 12:33, Christmas Tree said: 11 year old girl Fine, get HER a pocket knife. You never know when you'll need a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 On 18/12/2015 at 14:58, Alex said: Type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart Shall I make this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38570 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25144 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 On 18/12/2015 at 15:42, catmag said: Shall I make this? The background needs iced for contrast. Mmmmm, looks delicious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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