Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 16:09, Howmanheyman said: She was an Ashington-Serb. Caesar fancied her mate at first, like. Expand Naffytitties? Shagged most of Guide Post before 5BC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20133 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 12:20, Monkeys Fist said: I read somewhere that the DNA history of Iceland showed that the original settlers were Viking males, and Celtic women- the implication being that the Vikings stopped in Scotland/Ireland to “pick up essential supplies” before heading off to their new colony. Edit; it’s a good few paras down in this https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/viking-slavery-raids-evidence Expand MacIvar: “son of Ivan” Macsween: “Son of Sven” etc etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20133 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 12:34, NJS said: 52% English, 46% Ireland, 2% from Sweden. With the 52% being specifically Durham /Tyne & Wear / Borders. Makes sense as my research confirms my mams line has been in Shields for centuries and my dad's great grandparents were famine era Irish immigrants. Don't know where the Viking comes from. Expand The Viking could be Irish. Dublin was a major centre for their slave trade : 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20133 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) On 14/03/2020 at 15:43, Howmanheyman said: The wife did this imagining herself as possibly a 'Spanish Princess' or a distant relation to Cleopatra or something exotic*. The first results she got back were 100% British and Irish. She wasn't impressed. *I'm exaggerating a little bit, obviously. Just a bit though. She's now apparently 63% Northumbrian, 15% Northern Ireland and SW Scotland, 4% Ireland, 4.7% NW Scotland, 4% East Anglia, 2.7% central England, 2.3% South Yorkshire, 1.9% Cornwall, 1.1% NW England. (I've left a few point percentage points out if anyone is bored enough to add them up) I've also obviously had to ask her to check and she knows I'm taking the piss so expecting her revenge in the next day or so. Expand Your lass has good genes Mine has Swedish etc, but her mother was a Slaymaker before she was married, which, as I enjoy pointing out the the good lady herself, may as well be wandering around in leiderhosen with a stein of beer in its hand Edited March 14, 2020 by PaddockLad 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Aye, if you’ve got Irish, Scottish, or Northumbrian heritage, chances are there’s some Viking tadpoles swimming about in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24268 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 A lad I know, his bird has set up a Facebook account for their 5 month old. Ffs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Our lass’ brother married a girl who thinks of herself as some kind of Instagram influencer. They bought a (really nice) new build city centre flat and she set up an account on there about “renovating” the place? They painted the walls and bought furniture, silly cow didn’t even do the painting they paid someone to do it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 She pay with cash or “exposure”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8081 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 10:00, strawb said: Our lass’ brother married a girl who thinks of herself as some kind of Instagram influencer. They bought a (really nice) new build city centre flat and she set up an account on there about “renovating” the place? They painted the walls and bought furniture, silly cow didn’t even do the painting they paid someone to do it. Expand Aye that’s a thing apparently. I’ve seen someone who bought an old Victorian house and has posted about 1000 pics of it on the same account. These are the same people who tend to be missing something in their life though and fill the gap with insta likes. Same vein as the millions of profiles which are just young lads and lasses posting pictures of themselves posing with zero context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38629 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 19:28, PaddockLad said: Your lass has good genes Mine has Swedish etc, but her mother was a Slaymaker before she was married, which, as I enjoy pointing out the the good lady herself, may as well be wandering around in leiderhosen with a stein of beer in its hand Expand PL's fantasies rising to the surface. On 15/03/2020 at 10:00, strawb said: Our lass’ brother married a girl who thinks of herself as some kind of Instagram influencer. They bought a (really nice) new build city centre flat and she set up an account on there about “renovating” the place? They painted the walls and bought furniture, silly cow didn’t even do the painting they paid someone to do it. Expand The bungalow I'm in had have an extension built and all but one room moved around while we were living in it. I helped with the work when I wasn't at work and obviously painted it. I must be a super influencer then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 She can do what she wants like but I don’t need to get an invite to be friends with an account for your flat love. It’s fucking boring and all your Ikea furniture is hardly groundbreaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 There’s a load of ‘instagram models’ that are basically fat lasses where 95% of the photos are just their face and cleavage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 At least the ones I follow are like that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Loads of accounts for people's pets. Fucking attention seeking idiots everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24535 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 11:36, Alex said: At least the ones I follow are like that Expand I follow loads of saucy middle aged slappers who I went to school with for that exact reason. Time hasn’t been that kind to some of them, but you still would 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 15:11, Dr Gloom said: I follow loads of saucy middle aged slappers who I went to school with for that exact reason. Time hasn’t been that kind to some of them, but you still would Expand I’m sure we have a Borderline Boilers thread. Spread the love, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16941 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 15:11, Dr Gloom said: I follow loads of saucy middle aged slappers who I went to school with for that exact reason. Time hasn’t been that kind to some of them, but you still would Expand Sadly this does not tend to translate well to the "intimidating lads who were good at sports in year 11" category. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Sweet David Jesus! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38629 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 A quick note to the Irish lads on here from my good friend, Ray O'Sunshine* on this special day for all Irishman..... * @Monkeys Fist 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 He wanks his dogs, so he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38629 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 This is a good old one..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38629 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 They say great minds think alike don't they @The Fish? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34861 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 The Fish is just a Gyles Brandreth in waiting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47044 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Fucking Hell. Girl, seven, stabbed to death by stranger in Bolton park https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-51999370 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8081 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Sounds like the woman might have been schizophrenic. Fucking awful either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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