Ayatollah Hermione 15420 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 He’s got you confused for Joe Rogan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Annnnd there it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Hartlepool drug-dealer 'lured to house and killed by drug gang' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-55647979 “A man living close to the murder scene, who was hard of hearing, recalled his parrot had been startled by a loud noise, Mr FitzGibbon said.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Have they got Ryder writing the headlines now? What the fuck is that shit show?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 21/12/2020 at 15:53, Monkeys Fist said: I’ll be very surprised if this ends well- up to 24 people to make a winter attempt on K2. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55341778 It’s a brutal mountain at the best of times, but this is just asking for it. Expand They’ve only gone and done it, Jeff! Nepali climbers make history with winter summit of K2 mountain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55684149 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20145 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 16/01/2021 at 16:41, Monkeys Fist said: They’ve only gone and done it, Jeff! Nepali climbers make history with winter summit of K2 mountain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55684149 Expand Are they down yet? ... fuckin half job if not Have you soiled any of their family members?.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 To answer PL 1) Don’t know 2) Don’t know I nipped up to check on newly vaccinated Ma Fist this afternoon, since it’s my late brother’s birthday today, and to check a 2 day old leak she’d only told me about this morning. The leak wasn’t too bad, dripping slowly from the ceiling/wall joint of her downstairs loo- she’d rang the council who’d booked a call out to fix it this coming Tuesday… …then I thought “ Hang on, the fusebox is on the other side of this wall…” Looked in the utility cupboard to find water tracking down the mains supply to the upstairs, through the fusebox, dripping out of it and tracking down the earth cable. Emergency plumber and sparky turned out within an hour and a half of me calling them, and all fixed and shipshape. Total cost to Ma Fist- £ Fuck All God bless socialism. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38278 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55693020 More about retaining the jingoistic version of history than preserving the past iyam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 What if the mob are harmonising, or just fairly quiet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4485 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 So heard the wife who is a teacher doing a live lesson and speaking to someone called "Ebony". Is it wrong I find it funny that Ebony is a blonde haired blue eyed wee Chav from Hamilton? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Sympathies to her black dad who probably regrets picking a name before the birth and dismissed rumours of his lass playing away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24874 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 19/01/2021 at 09:51, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: So heard the wife who is a teacher doing a live lesson and speaking to someone called "Ebony". Is it wrong I find it funny that Ebony is a blonde haired blue eyed wee Chav from Hamilton? Expand Ebony and irony...... 🎶 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38659 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Some Egyptian possibly trudged through the 80s, (480 ad) wearing this, probably an agricultural person as traces of cherry tomato was found in it as well as button mushrooms. Fascinating. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34873 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55854459 I guess this is why we haven’t heard much from Wyki lately. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24543 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 jokes aside, has anyone heard from him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 29/01/2021 at 16:51, Dr Gloom said: jokes aside, has anyone heard from him? Expand He’ll be back in 18-20 years, with good behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Caught doping and left in shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20145 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 On 29/01/2021 at 16:51, Dr Gloom said: jokes aside, has anyone heard from him? Expand Spoke to him before Christmas....hes fine, just sacked it all off for a while including Twitter. He lost his dad quite suddenly not long before and I think his ability to tolerate idiots just gave out. Completely understandable, but I told him KCG wasn’t a bad lad really... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20145 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 I was shedding before it was cool… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55845735 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24874 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 That's not a fucking shed. Or even a wanking shed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47049 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 £20,000 for a shed. You can buy half of Benwell for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38278 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Slumming it in their large summer house. The BBC getting to grips with the real issues and reading the mood of the nation, as per. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38659 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 On 02/02/2021 at 20:18, Alex said: Slumming it in their large summer house. The BBC getting to grips with the real issues and reading the mood of the nation, as per. Expand They live in a different fucking world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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