NJS 4782 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Does anyone still use their phone land line? I had a pre-assessment for my cataract surgery last week but I overlooked the part in the letter that said don't drive to the appointment so they couldn't do one of the tests and they promised to fit me in quite quickly to do the outstanding test but I got a letter today with an appointment in 8 weeks time. I phoned to complain and they told me they'd rung me several times before last week to go over the details and would have emphasised the driving thing but they used my home number which goes to ansaphone and I never check it - I didn't even tell them it so they must have looked it up. They claim they tried my mobile but there's nothing in the call history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6679 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 I don't even have one setup. Went the same way as my TV license, relics of a bygone age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Haven’t had one set up for years. Just had to buy one for £7 so I could get my HMRC Access code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34897 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Why doesn't it surprise me that the cabbie hasn't paid tax in 20 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Why doesn't it surprise me that the cabbie hasn't paid tax in 20 years. Change of mobile phone which renders the HMRC app fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24908 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 hour ago, NJS said: Does anyone still use their phone land line? I had a pre-assessment for my cataract surgery last week but I overlooked the part in the letter that said don't drive to the appointment so they couldn't do one of the tests and they promised to fit me in quite quickly to do the outstanding test but I got a letter today with an appointment in 8 weeks time. I phoned to complain and they told me they'd rung me several times before last week to go over the details and would have emphasised the driving thing but they used my home number which goes to ansaphone and I never check it - I didn't even tell them it so they must have looked it up. They claim they tried my mobile but there's nothing in the call history. They probably had your landline number in a historical record. Yes, I have one, rarely use it though. Interesting they claim to have phoned your mobile and there was no record in your log. Exact same thing happened to me when my GP "phoned" 2 weeks ago. I presumed he was lying. The GP text messages got through okay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4782 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 They rang my land-line again earlier (made me realise the units need new batteries as it cut out straight away) then rang my mobile straight after with no bother - appointment next Thursday so all good in the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11560 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Was making small talk with the builder (yes I was ramping up my Geordie accent to sound like a more approachable and honest, hardworking, bloody bloke, why do you ask?). He says his next job is basically sorting out a house making repairs and stuff. The owner had rented this £700k house out to a mid twenties Vietnamese lass who was dead friendly, when she moved in she popped around the neighbours with cakes and shit to introduce herself. Fast forward a few months and the police are raiding the house after the neighbour tipped them off that it had been turned into a marijuana farm Gone was the nice young lady, instead two indentured servants (one a 15yr old kid) were looking after a three storey semi-detached kush farm. Half arsed modifications had been made like knocking through into the chimney to use as a vent (even thought he thing was capped), wiring and lighting rigs taped or clipped precariously to the now exposed beams. The question I've got is; why in the fuck would you choose to have a marijuana farm in a quiet, fairly well to do area? With loads of nosey neighbours, when the Cheshire countryside is filled with houses in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24908 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, The Fish said: Was making small talk with the builder (yes I was ramping up my Geordie accent to sound like a more approachable and honest, hardworking, bloody bloke, why do you ask?). He says his next job is basically sorting out a house making repairs and stuff. The owner had rented this £700k house out to a mid twenties Vietnamese lass who was dead friendly, when she moved in she popped around the neighbours with cakes and shit to introduce herself. Fast forward a few months and the police are raiding the house after the neighbour tipped them off that it had been turned into a marijuana farm Gone was the nice young lady, instead two indentured servants (one a 15yr old kid) were looking after a three storey semi-detached kush farm. Half arsed modifications had been made like knocking through into the chimney to use as a vent (even thought he thing was capped), wiring and lighting rigs taped or clipped precariously to the now exposed beams. The question I've got is; why in the fuck would you choose to have a marijuana farm in a quiet, fairly well to do area? With loads of nosey neighbours, when the Cheshire countryside is filled with houses in the middle of nowhere. Because that's where it's least expected Dave. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34897 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Poor Peter Andre, sitting at home mind his own business and opens up Twitter: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8088 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) The number of accidents with Rebekah Vardy's evidence is class - R. Vardy's agent is too unwell to appear in court - R. Vardy's agent accidentally dropped her phone in the North Sea - R.Vardy's IT expert lost the password to the backup he had of her whatsapp messages - When shown a workaround the WhatsApp backup was corrupted - R.Vardy's agent deleted her Twitter account - R.Vardy threw away her laptop with messages saved on it - Jamie Vardy's WhatsApp was hacked and all his messages deleted Edited May 10, 2022 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38695 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 55 minutes ago, The Fish said: The question I've got is; why in the fuck would you choose to have a marijuana farm in a quiet, fairly well to do area? With loads of nosey neighbours, when the Cheshire countryside is filled with houses in the middle of nowhere. Have you checked what the XLoc was? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11560 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Have you checked what the XLoc was? It was right up your snarky arsehole! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38695 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Just now, The Fish said: It was right up your snarky arsehole! (I love you really, man!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8088 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Anyone want to buy an NFT replica of Madonna's fanny? https://motherofcreation.xyz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47064 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Anyone want to buy an NFT replica of Madonna's fanny? https://motherofcreation.xyz NFT. No Fucking Thankyou. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38318 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Already seen a picture of it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47064 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 It must be about halfway up her chest by now too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24561 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Already seen a picture of it i was thinking more 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13206 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47064 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i was thinking more LAVYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24561 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: LAVYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24908 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 43 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: LAVYP You've just rendered me impotent you complete bastard. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47064 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Renton said: You've just rendered me impotent you complete bastard. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13206 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now