Gemmill 53515 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 13:54, PaddockLad said: How’s your fuckin day going ya cunts? 😏 Expand Which one of you was supposed to be handling getting Granddad off the road? Second incident in a month. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47033 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 13:54, PaddockLad said: How’s your fuckin day going ya cunts? 😏 Expand Oof! It’s not like they painted it bright yellow with some red warning stripes to make it easy to see either! And they put it on the path, not the road, the sneaky fuckers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 15:10, Toonpack said: It'll cook fine but in a slab. Cottage slab for tea dear ?, or would you prefer slab and dumplings. Expand Cottage mince? Yes, it’s pedantic but there is no reference to mince in cottage pie. I am ashamed. Be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 15:29, Dazzler said: Cottage mince? Yes, it’s pedantic but there is no reference to mince in cottage pie. I am ashamed. Be better. Expand I'm sorry, what were you lying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20118 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 Shepherds pie is lamb, obviously 🙄 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 15:40, The Fish said: I'm sorry, what were you lying? Expand Neither shepherd’s, pie, cottage or pie again are the word mince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 15:55, Dazzler said: Neither shepherd’s, pie, cottage or pie again are the word mince. Expand I thought you were talking about the recipe, I didn't realise the depths of your pedantry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24850 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 15:11, Gemmill said: Which one of you was supposed to be handling getting Granddad off the road? Second incident in a month. Expand I don't want to kick him when he's down, but this is PL nowadays. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20118 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 16:15, Renton said: I don't want to kick him when he's down, but this is PL nowadays. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 14:28, Renton said: Classic example on how life just gets incrementally worse and more complicated. I spent half an hour yesterday trying to log into my fucking CAR yesterday when it inexplicably logged me out and presented me with a QR code. FFS. Expand I had to do the same this morning as I was picking up my new car. It is a very difficult process but let me break it down for you: Camera > click link > log in? > Yes Job done. Or get one of your grandkids to do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24850 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 17:55, ewerk said: I had to do the same this morning as I was picking up my new car. It is a very difficult process but let me break it down for you: Camera > click link > log in? > Yes Job done. Or get one of your grandkids to do it for you. Expand Except the app on my phone needed a password because my phone had not remembered it. So I had to use LastPass to retrieve the password, but that had reset and I needed the master password for that to get in, which I had also forgotten. Which is on a virtual post it on my laptop which requires a password..... Half an hour is an exaggeration but what a fucking faff man. And for what? What fucking genius decided my car should have a personalised account? Why? Who the fuck else even uses it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 It’s for when the cops inevitably impound your mobile drugs shop. Do you not write all your passwords down in a notebook like all your friends at the pensioners’ supper club? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 Or just click the guest driver option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53515 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 18:04, Renton said: Except the app on my phone needed a password because my phone had not remembered it. So I had to use LastPass to retrieve the password, but that had reset and I needed the master password for that to get in, which I had also forgotten. Which is on a virtual post it on my laptop which requires a password..... Half an hour is an exaggeration but what a fucking faff man. And for what? What fucking genius decided my car should have a personalised account? Why? Who the fuck else even uses it? Expand Set Google Authenticator up for Lastpass. That way you can make your password something relatively easy to remember cos you need a constantly refreshing code to access the app anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24850 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 18:18, Gemmill said: Set Google Authenticator up for Lastpass. That way you can make your password something relatively easy to remember cos you need a constantly refreshing code to access the app anyway. Expand Cheers. Will look into this, although LastPass on mine is biometric usually (although sometimes requests a PW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53515 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 It's a piece of piss to set up. Mine is biometric too, but better to have the additional security AND be able to have a password you can actually remember. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5572 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 18:21, Renton said: Cheers. Will look into this, although LastPass on mine is biometric usually (although sometimes requests a PW). Expand Got you covered in my little shop 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24246 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 On 14/11/2024 at 18:18, Gemmill said: Set Google Authenticator up for Lastpass. That way you can make your password something relatively easy to remember cos you need a constantly refreshing code to access the app anyway. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4867 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 Off to Belfast tonight, any recommendations if any of you’ve been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38624 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 (edited) On 15/11/2024 at 17:46, strawb said: Off to Belfast tonight, any recommendations if any of you’ve been? Expand I recommend you don't wear a Celtic shirt on the Shankill Road. Edited November 15, 2024 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 On 15/11/2024 at 17:46, strawb said: Off to Belfast tonight, any recommendations if any of you’ve been? Expand Bar wise you can’t go far wrong with the Cathedral Quarter. The likes of The Harp bar, Duke of York or John Hewitt are decent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4867 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 On 15/11/2024 at 18:07, Howmanheyman said: I recommend you don't wear a Celtic shirt on the Shankill Road. Expand Shit, Ive rangers shorts and a Celtic top on. Should I change? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16941 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 On 15/11/2024 at 18:26, strawb said: Shit, Ive rangers shorts and a Celtic top on. Should I change? Expand Sounds like you're the Ulster version of this. You're doing a fine service, carry on. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47033 Posted November 16, 2024 Share Posted November 16, 2024 I’m deep in the heart of Yam Yam Country, Telford and now Wolverhampton. I’d have been parked up and showered a whole lot earlier if they hadn’t taken 5 FUCKING HOURS to unload me at Telford. Honestly man, the only thing thicker than the daft cunts tipping me were their accents. I fucking hate the Midlands 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24850 Posted November 16, 2024 Share Posted November 16, 2024 On 16/11/2024 at 13:20, Monkeys Fist said: taken 5 FUCKING HOURS to unload me at Telford Expand Sounds tantric. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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