Dazzler 12603 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 33 minutes ago, Renton said: What are they sitting around a giant bottle top? That’s a small table with an elegant table cloth over it you peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Just come downstairs to find my minger of a cat has killed a rabbit during the night. It was lying next to the bin in the kitchen with its back leg chewed off. 🤮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7888 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 45 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Just come downstairs to find my minger of a cat has killed a rabbit during the night. It was lying next to the bin in the kitchen with its back leg chewed off. 🤮 Thats dinner sorted. Was it a wild rabbit or the next doors pride and joy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Thats dinner sorted. Was it a wild rabbit or the next doors pride and joy? Wild one. We live next door to this "nature reserve". In quotation marks cos it sounds nicer than it is. It's usually just mice, this is the first dead rabbit. My last two cats, one of them brought a rabbit home but it was absolutely fine. They just brought it home and let it chill in the kitchen with them until I came down and had to take it back to the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46220 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Domestic cats are the number one killer of birds in this country (after me of course). There’s a growing lobby who would like to see them kept indoors under lock and key and only allowed outside if tethered. (again also after me.) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7888 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Aye. Isn’t it like 50 million birds a year in the UK? That was my counter argument when the mrs decided she wanted a cat. It. didn’t work and now I have no birds in my garden - which I used to enjoy from my garden office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46220 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Aye. Isn’t it like 50 million birds a year in the UK? That was my counter argument when the mrs decided she wanted a cat. It. didn’t work and now I have no birds in my garden - which I used to enjoy from my garden office. My protests against were also utterly disregarded when we got our furry shit machine, Dweezil. He’s also caused our feathery friends to vacate our garden, but I think it’s just in protest at his astonishing stupidness, since he’s soft as shite and probably scared of birds. I was throwing a ball about the back garden for him the other day, which he was unbelievably excited about, being a dog, and in one of his attempts to get said ball, he forgot that brick walls are solid entities and hurt when you charge head-first in to them… … like I said, thicker than a mackem’s belly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12871 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 They do say dogs take after their owners. 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7316 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: Wild one. We live next door to this "nature reserve". In quotation marks cos it sounds nicer than it is. It's usually just mice, this is the first dead rabbit. My last two cats, one of them brought a rabbit home but it was absolutely fine. They just brought it home and let it chill in the kitchen with them until I came down and had to take it back to the field. Mine did that once with a frog. Only it was both legs, and the frog was still alive and trying to hop away. 😢 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4350 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 16 hours ago, Gemmill said: Wild one. We live next door to this "nature reserve". In quotation marks cos it sounds nicer than it is. It's usually just mice, this is the first dead rabbit. My last two cats, one of them brought a rabbit home but it was absolutely fine. They just brought it home and let it chill in the kitchen with them until I came down and had to take it back to the field. “Dad this our mate Dave, can you give him a lift home please?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted Saturday at 04:21 Share Posted Saturday at 04:21 22 hours ago, Gemmill said: Just come downstairs to find my minger of a cat has killed a rabbit during the night. It was lying next to the bin in the kitchen with its back leg chewed off. 🤮 She's fucking done it again. This time I caught her walking towards the cat flap trying to carry it into the house. Locked the cat flap, then got her in the house with it left outside and have just had to dispose of it. Fucking minger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6431 Posted Sunday at 13:09 Share Posted Sunday at 13:09 On 19/04/2025 at 05:21, Gemmill said: She's fucking done it again. This time I caught her walking towards the cat flap trying to carry it into the house. Locked the cat flap, then got her in the house with it left outside and have just had to dispose of it. Fucking minger. She's trying to provide for the family As much as it's annoying to you, it's some cat tbf. In bygone days she would have been held aloft as some sort of wondercat, bringing rabbits home. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37686 Posted Sunday at 13:41 Share Posted Sunday at 13:41 Reminds me of this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted Sunday at 13:48 Share Posted Sunday at 13:48 Here she is. All 3kg of her. She doesn't wear the collar anymore, after she lost it scrapping. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6431 Posted Sunday at 14:01 Share Posted Sunday at 14:01 Against mountain lions? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted Sunday at 14:04 Share Posted Sunday at 14:04 I just hear cats howling at one another in the night. I don't ask questions. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46220 Posted Sunday at 14:26 Share Posted Sunday at 14:26 22 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Against mountain lions? Crammy Charvas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6431 Posted Sunday at 14:29 Share Posted Sunday at 14:29 I'd fancy the cat against most of the ones I see day to day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted Monday at 05:36 Share Posted Monday at 05:36 Just had to rescue a mouse from her. Woke up and she was torturing it in the garden so I got her in the house and locked the cat flap. Left the mouse to find its way home, but I've come back to the kitchen 45 minutes later and it's still alive and turning left and right but basicallt hasn't moved. So into a tupperware it's gone and I've dropped it back at the field. Hopefully it's just temporarily shellshocked and will sort itself out now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 468 Posted Monday at 15:50 Share Posted Monday at 15:50 She’s clearly made it her mission to ensure you spend every morning returning maimed wildlife back to their natural habitat. You’re her human plaything 😁 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52221 Posted Monday at 16:39 Share Posted Monday at 16:39 She's an absolute prick like. Every morning I come down, open the kitchen door, and peep around the corner to see what carnage I've been left today. Have to get it cleared up before the dog comes down and sticks his face in whatever's there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12603 Posted Monday at 16:51 Share Posted Monday at 16:51 On 20/04/2025 at 14:48, Gemmill said: she lost it scrapping. Must have had a copper name tag. Fair play to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7316 Posted Tuesday at 09:47 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:47 On 20/04/2025 at 14:48, Gemmill said: Here she is. All 3kg of her. She doesn't wear the collar anymore, after she lost it scrapping. You need to stop feeding her with crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7316 Posted Tuesday at 09:49 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:49 Speaking of cats, the missus's one regularly tiptopes along the back of the sofa from one side to the other. She's getting on a bit and yesterday she slipped and clawed whatever she could to hang on for dear life. That 'whatever' ended up being the back of my neck! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7916 Posted Tuesday at 10:08 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:08 Kanye having another normal one I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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