desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/26373220 I do hope that the farmers are ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35073 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Holy fuck, there's a Paralympic Winter Games. This is gonna be mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3235 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Holy fuck, there's a Paralympic Winter Games. This is gonna be mental. I've heard all the figure skaters use blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Holy fuck, there's a Paralympic Winter Games. This is gonna be mental.Blind Ski Jumping is brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Party night at the Sea Hotel, South Shields Reach up for the stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 If your going to do it do it right right do it with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 You're doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Blind Ski Jumping is brutal Blind Ski Jumping is brutal They use bat sonar innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 They use bat sonar innit. Gold Medal Winner 2137 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570797/Dramatic-CCTV-footage-emerges-moment-suspected-Russian-military-STORM-Crimean-parliament-building-gas-masks-armed-silenced-machine-guns.html could this shit involve us in any way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 'Sex For Taxi Fares' Banned In Hartlepool. Taxi drivers in Hartlepool have been told not to accept sexual favours from customers who are unable to pay their fare. After a driver lost his taxi licence for having sex in his car, cabbies say the warning from the council has lifted the lid on a problem they face on a regular basis. "I've taxied for 40 years and there's always sexual favours on offer," Jim Carter, 68, told Sky News as he queued on the taxi rank outside the council offices. "A woman said to me one night 'Do you think the two of us could fit in a single bed? I haven't got enough money.' I told her to get out of the car." In a town long used to being the butt of jokes for hanging a shipwrecked monkey during the Napoleonic wars because they thought it was a French spy, female taxi passengers are unfazed. Christine Short, 52, said she knows for a fact that taxi fares can be negotiated. "I have known friends do it," she admitted. "It's been ongoing for years, and if the drivers think they can get away with it, then so be it." Hartlepool Council says it expects the highest possible standards from taxi drivers. "We have written to all taxi drivers in the town to inform them that we will not tolerate such behaviour and any sexual contact with a passenger is likely to result in their licence being revoked," a spokesman said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Brilliantly unnecessary shoehorning of the monkey-hanging there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26667 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 C'mon, tell us your filthy tales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9077 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Brilliantly unnecessary shoehorning of the monkey-hanging there. Just about to say the same thing. A lovely unexpected non-sequitur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 A lovely unexpected non-sequitur That's not what the monkey said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 "Do you think the two of us could fit in a single bed?" is this why you're dietting ct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9077 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) That's not what the monkey said... Nah, he said "Mon Dieu, un beau non-sequitur inattendu, n'est pas?" This is strangely hypnotic and should be the way in which we punish people on here in the future; They must take their screen name from one of the 10 or so on the screen at any one time. http://www.pornmd.com/live-search Edited March 5, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Brilliantly unnecessary shoehorning of the monkey-hanging there. My thoughts exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12824 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "A woman said to me one night 'Do you think the two of us could fit in a single bed? I haven't got enough money.' I told her to get out of the car." Less of that love, there's a picture of the wife in the wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Talcum powder. Lately I've been getting quite a few old ladies in my car who have that lovely Talc smell. This takes me back to my youth when on exiting the bath my dear mama would cover from head to toe in the stuff. Strange how it seems to be dying out these days. Anyways, I bought some tonight and will shortly be dousing myself in some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35073 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 You're gonna look like a blob of floured dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "Where to love? .... Love? .... Come back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "That's a straight fiver, love. I take cash, American express, Giros or sexual favours, love.... Love? .... Come back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "Fuck off, I'm watching West Wing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "Fuck off, I'm watching West Wing" is the right answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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