Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Fuck off. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/mumford-and-sons-marcus-mumford-to-bring-longlost-bob-dylan-lyrics-to-life-with-new-songs-9219071.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Bob Dylan will be turning in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I was going to be the exact same comment. Then I thought better of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 The tunes will have him spinning in his grave, Bob Dylan will be turning in his grave. That scans with "blowing in the wind." Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Just found out a guy at work has gone on the sick because he's bleeding out of his arse... The reason I'm ing is because it turns out he bought a "Colon Cleanse" from a company advertising through Groupon. Who the fuck gets an invasive procedure through a discount email company?! Just got an image of him turning up at a lock-up in the railway arches "Ah, Hello Mr Farragher*, nice to meet you, don't mind the cameras and lighting equipment, that's for security, this is Herman, he'll be conducting the procedure (naked)...." *Names have been changed to protect the fucking stupid Edited March 28, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I'm working on the Turnbull building in town, walked up to the newsagents yesterday and passed this shop. http://www.centralhealthcare.co.uk ( Yes, it's an arse-hosing shop in a railway arch ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I bet there are some people on here who've been for a bit of Shit-Sluicing. Which side of the stand/sit debate they'd mostly be from I couldn't say though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 10 pints of Guinness - sorted, and the Hoop retains it's one-way valve status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 10 pints of Guinness - sorted, and the Hoop retains it's one-way valve status. 10 pints and I'd have a Guinness baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 10 pints and you wouldn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 10 pints and you wouldn't care. 10 pints and I'd be assertively telling people to shut up & listen to me, for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, are you always pissed on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 So, are you always pissed on here? ... yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 He's having to drink for two now when we go out, the poor lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 He's having a real Guinness baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 He's having to drink for two now when we go out, the poor lamb. but I'm not doing rounds any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 but I'm not doing rounds any more.Confessions of an ex Chubby Chaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Confessions of an ex Chubby Chaser. I've never taken a ride on a Thunder Dome. I like my women like I like my storks; slim, leggy and nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Very nervous. " Oh god, he's still outside, it's 3am. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 via Imgflip Meme Maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8998 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 -The password or username you entered is incorrect-"It's fucking not like"The conversation I have with my computer 20 times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I'd have thrown the keys at Norris. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/371802/Coronation-Street-star-Barbara-Knox-arrested-on-suspicion-of-drink-driving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 -The password or username you entered is incorrect- "It's fucking not like" The conversation I have with my computer 20 times a day I have similar conversations with our photocopiers at work on a regular basis. "THERE ARE NO FUCKING ORIGINALS LEFT ON THE GLASS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26413 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 She drove drunk to a police station, brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 She drove drunk to a police station, brilliant. To ask them 'who she was' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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