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Since when did "GRC" stand for "Lets Talk About German Porn All The Time"??  *sigh*

 

Oh well.... each to their own.....  you folks are crazy :P

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No, Germans are crazy not me :unsure:

 

Still remember that bastard little girl saying "du bist gemein" to me :o:D:)

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Since when did "GRC" stand for "Lets Talk About German Porn All The Time"??  *sigh*

 

Oh well.... each to their own.....  you folks are crazy :unsure:

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Well, somebody's obviously desperate to talk about good old English porn instead of the foreign nonsense, so the floor is yours Lou!!!

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Ahhh Laz.... you know me oh so well.

 

:D

 

Actually, I'd much rather talk about the cost of Edinburgh zoo.  Anyone know?

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I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs :unsure: And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady! :o

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Ahhh Laz.... you know me oh so well.

 

:D

 

Actually, I'd much rather talk about the cost of Edinburgh zoo.  Anyone know?

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I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs :unsure: And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady! :o

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Banned in most countries I believe :)

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Ahhh Laz.... you know me oh so well.

 

:)

 

Actually, I'd much rather talk about the cost of Edinburgh zoo.  Anyone know?

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I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs :unsure: And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady! :o

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Banned in most countries I believe :P

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She has been, don't know about the video though :D

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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

 

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

 

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

 

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

 

:unsure:

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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

 

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

 

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

 

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

 

:unsure:

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That's worthy of a tumbleweed.......

 

 

:o

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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

 

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

 

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

 

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

 

:unsure:

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That's worthy of a tumbleweed.......

 

 

:o

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Never mind that, it was worthy of a 38.gif

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whats the world coming to when you go out for a few drink with your flatmat but you cant stay out to late cos house(programme on t.v) and he doesnt want to miss it.

 

Some people. :unsure:

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*having a bit of a Tim Minchin encore song moment*

 

"This is my body, and I live in it,

It's 29, and 10 months old

It's changed a lot since it was new,

Done stuff it wasn't built to do,

Sometimes I try to fill it full of wine...

 

And the weirdest thing about it is,

I spend so much time hating it,

But it never says a bad word about me.

 

This is my body, and it's fine,

It's where I spend the vast majority of my time,

It's not perfect, but it's mine,

It's not perfect..... but it's mine..."

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Why were not the poorer people of New Orleans not bussed out? or does mandatory only apply to Americans who voted Republican?

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Couldn't afford a return ticket...

 

Is this not a bit beneath your usual sense of humour or am I just getting old and cantankerous :unsure::o

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