adios 717 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Very slow with the ould dictionary there, shandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 What's new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Michelle McManus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 there i am sleepy as hell having to get the bus home from work cos the cunt who gives me a lift is on his honeymoon and some fucking random drunk wont leave me alone, telling me what he's going to spend his money on when he wins the lottery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 there i am sleepy as hell having to get the bus home from work cos the cunt who gives me a lift is on his honeymoon and some fucking random drunk wont leave me alone, telling me what he's going to spend his money on when he wins the lottery 14474[/snapback] Told him to give it all to you as you kicked* his head in didn't you? *mentally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 you never know IT COULD BE HIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 there i am sleepy as hell having to get the bus home from work cos the cunt who gives me a lift is on his honeymoon and some fucking random drunk wont leave me alone, telling me what he's going to spend his money on when he wins the lottery 14474[/snapback] Told him to give it all to you as you kicked* his head in didn't you? *mentally 14479[/snapback] the word "TWAT" kept going through my head i wasnt taking much notice but i think he was leaving most of his cash to be, to his dog, which is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Bet the dog will be appreciative- lap dog was it? Party animal? (Damn, just grossed myself out.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 the word "TWAT" kept going through my head i wasnt taking much notice but i think he was leaving most of his cash to be, to his dog, which is nice 14482[/snapback] So, IF he wins the lottery, when he dies, he's leaving his loot to his dog? Fascinating stuff, I bet you were gripped, what happened next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 getting the same bus tonight, wonder if he's won the midweek lottery? funny you should post on this thread Alex, there's a bloke who looks the spit of that photo of you that was posted who gets on my bus on a morning, no it's not Fabian Barthez. however i doubt you live near spennymoor and man i feel sorry for you if you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 getting the same bus tonight, wonder if he's won the midweek lottery? funny you should post on this thread Alex, there's a bloke who looks the spit of that photo of you that was posted who gets on my bus on a morning, no it's not Fabian Barthez. however i doubt you live near spennymoor and man i feel sorry for you if you do 14486[/snapback] I get the Metro from Benton mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 One would imagine that, had the bloke won the midweek lottery then he wouldn't be getting the bus. Unless of course he has already given it to his dog, and the dog is being chauffer driven in a brnd new Bentley whilst yer man is scratching for a bus ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 getting the same bus tonight, wonder if he's won the midweek lottery? funny you should post on this thread Alex, there's a bloke who looks the spit of that photo of you that was posted who gets on my bus on a morning, no it's not Fabian Barthez. however i doubt you live near spennymoor and man i feel sorry for you if you do 14486[/snapback] I get the Metro from Benton mate. 14488[/snapback] shame, you should his bird, bit in the Gol terriorty like although i saw him dancing when i was at work at the weekend, the word mincer springs to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 getting the same bus tonight, wonder if he's won the midweek lottery? funny you should post on this thread Alex, there's a bloke who looks the spit of that photo of you that was posted who gets on my bus on a morning, no it's not Fabian Barthez. however i doubt you live near spennymoor and man i feel sorry for you if you do 14486[/snapback] I get the Metro from Benton mate. 14488[/snapback] shame, you should his bird, bit in the Gol terriorty like although i saw him dancing when i was at work at the weekend, the word mincer springs to mind 14491[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'am tired and my feet smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 getting the same bus tonight, wonder if he's won the midweek lottery? funny you should post on this thread Alex, there's a bloke who looks the spit of that photo of you that was posted who gets on my bus on a morning, no it's not Fabian Barthez. however i doubt you live near spennymoor and man i feel sorry for you if you do 14486[/snapback] I get the Metro from Benton mate. 14488[/snapback] shame, you should his bird, bit in the Gol terriorty like although i saw him dancing when i was at work at the weekend, the word mincer springs to mind 14491[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 a joke mate someone mentioned your younger bird in another thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 a joke matesomeone mentioned your younger bird in another thread 14558[/snapback] She's nearly 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 in september 2008? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 in september 2008? 14562[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Can't wait for my fella to turn 20. There's something socially unacceptable about telling people you're dating a teenager when you're well into your 20s, even though he's vastly more mature than I am. *makes fart joke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? no where i found 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? Brixton? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? most street corners 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? you'll stand out as English 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? Limo's only 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there? they'll have you spent up within hours of arriving 14615[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there? 14615[/snapback] 1 - Hahahaha 2 - Depends what you mean by cheap probably as above 3 - Everywhere, Tescos, Sainsburys, MacDonalds 4 - Most definitely 5 - No, 6 - If you like, most of them won't understand anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there? 14615[/snapback] 1 - Hahahaha 2 - Depends what you mean by cheap probably as above 3 - Everywhere, Tescos, Sainsburys, MacDonalds 4 - Most definitely 5 - No, 6 - If you like, most of them won't understand anyway 14627[/snapback] Cheers mate, your advice is appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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