Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 Oh everybody worries about AI until it backs THE HUMAN CLIPBOARD up in his stupid argument. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23364 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. It is. You need to go to hospital porter school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen … Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!” Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?” Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from” Mrs. Gemma II/III - “ A CHIP???? So you’ve … … BROKEN IT!!!” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10114 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Gemmill said: For clarity, @thebrokendoll is Captain Breadstick. avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. you're liable to snap at any moment. Edited November 22, 2024 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 What we're really seeing here is how a REAL MAN responds to injury. He downplays it and gets on with his life. The Breadstick Brigade would have rang their other halves from outside the physio and demanded they be collected cos they've just found out they've "broken" their ankle. PATHETIC. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. you're liable to snap at any moment. Here comes the walking water biscuit. ENOUGH. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23364 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen … Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!” Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?” Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from” Mrs. Gemma II/III - “ A CHIP???? So you’ve … … BROKEN IT!!!” Mrs. Gemma III "It's alright chicken legs, I've already been on CT's website and got you a new mug. Ta ra". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32738 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Oh everybody worries about AI until it backs THE HUMAN CLIPBOARD up in his stupid argument. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Replace the gif with one of the Saved by the Bell nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22458 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 I'm still giggling like fuck at Captain Breadstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm still giggling like fuck at Captain Breadstick 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18731 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 51 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻♂️ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 He did Leisure and Tourism iirc. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22458 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 Fucking Gem is on one today Fucking Leisure and Tourism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35976 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 48 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. you're liable to snap at any moment. 🎶 avulsion fracture Also known as osteogenesis imperfecta. 🎵 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 23 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: so you have got history with bogus health claims Runs in the family… Here’s Gemmill’s mental older sister, Doctor Copro Feelya. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35976 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 Someone else who has never broken any bones.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 He broke your boner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10264 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Someone else who has never broken any bones.... That‘s right, but can you leave me out of this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Someone else who has never broken any bones.... He’s been toed in the chest though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23364 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻♂️ I have*. Plus a science degree, masters and a PhD. Ive played my career hand fucking apallingly though. *It's prec;linical medical degree, not a full one, so I have never practised. meeting patients like Gemmill put me right off front facing stuff. Although, ironically, I did do two attachments in orthopaedics and gained just enough knowledge to know what a fucking fracture is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49160 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. THE END. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44806 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 Tbf, the amount of lost/confused/dead old people, pissed and injured twentysomethings, screaming sunburnt kids , and pregnant teenagers he’d have to deal with in Rake Lane would make it seem like a nice lie-in compared to repping in Benidorm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23364 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. THE END. Is that right? Well, next time I need to push you in a wheel chair at hospital because you've chipped your knobbly knee or your pace maker has decided "fuck that" and rejected itself from you body, be afraid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35976 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now