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2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

God doing a bit of quality control on the production line:

 

"You've overdone the bones on this one"

 

Angel: "oops sorry God"

 

God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin"

 

Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink)

 

God: "Yes, yes, perfect"


Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move.

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28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Paisley Park has taken a battering. 


Paisley has fallen 😞

 

So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

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14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Paisley has fallen 😞

 

So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

No fracture then, good.

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19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

 

What could go wrong with you in charge ??

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 

They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache

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More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse*
 

 

*based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 

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Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner.

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On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said:

They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache

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More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse*
 

 

*based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 

Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 

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On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said:

Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. 

Agreed 

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