The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I am listening to the Offspring and that means you can't upset me I like their happy carefree ditties so ner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I am listening to the Offspring and that means you can't upset me I like their happy carefree ditties so ner 59294[/snapback] I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Oh I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse Oh I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh Now I'll relate this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Oh I know I should say no but It's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why is hippy boy serenading me? help... Offspring is finished and now I'm officially concerned. I'm close to losing bowel control... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Fish face, it's 4:40am, why are you still awake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 there's crow and I know he's outside, but it's really fucking dark, so I can't see him, so I plan to wait for a passing comet or low flying helicopter to either scare him off, or at least reveal his location. once I know ehere he is I can stop thinking about that Simpsons episode where Bart is the Raven from Edgar Allen Poe's poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 (edited) My football team are the Ravens and as we are playing in a number of summer fussball competitions I decided that we should be called: the edgar allen poes - for the 1st team & that knocking raven - for the 2nd team but do you thnk anyone gets it? Fucking illiterate Australians. Edited November 23, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 whats this? Egg whites? are you trying to kill me? MAKE IT AGAIN I love family guy and when my child is old enough to learn words I'm going to teach him Stewie quotes... oh good night hippy boy, make sure you put the incense candle out before you fall asleep, it's liable to burn your wigwam down... fucking hippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 whats this? Egg whites? are you trying to kill me? MAKE IT AGAIN I love family guy and when my child is old enough to learn words I'm going to teach him Stewie quotes... oh good night hippy boy, make sure you put the incense candle out before you fall asleep, it's liable to burn your wigwam down... fucking hippy 59309[/snapback] geordie fish goes to see the doctor. "What's wrong?" asks the physician. "Well sometimes I feel like a teepee and sometimes I feel like a wigwan!" answers the fish. "Well just calm down," answers the doctor, "you're two tents." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Get a room you two ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6381 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya? 59429[/snapback] GF, Who would you prefer to see play for Newcastle, Gerrard or Lampard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 alex... you are a miserable sod aren'tya? 59429[/snapback] No, I find your mutual man-love quite amusing actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it. 59435[/snapback] Random tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6381 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it. 59435[/snapback] Jesus wept! You shut up about a labouring point?? Now there's a first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Gerrard reckon he'd improve our all round game more than Lampard and think he's a better leader for our midfield. but I'm all alone in that opinion so I'll just shut up about it. 59435[/snapback] Random tbh 59439[/snapback] Not to mention Wacky (in the Races, rather than the Jnr sense). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I was bliddy asked by Craig! not as random as it could have been, nor as wacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I was bliddy asked by Craig! not as random as it could have been, nor as wacky. 59468[/snapback] I was being ironic, since it was out of character for your 'crazee' self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I'm mental, I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I'm mental, I am 59498[/snapback] Propa "You don't have to mad to work here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've got cartoon characters on my tie and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I've got cartoon characters on my tie and everything 59506[/snapback] Homer Simpson socks too I bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9382 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I also stick a smiley in every post to add a hint of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6381 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I also stick a smiley in every post to add a hint of fun 59515[/snapback] Liar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I also wear a traffic cone on my head to add a hint of fun 59515[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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