Meenzer 14055 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/americans-try-to-place-european-countries-on-a-map?bffb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Slaygs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26345 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 It's too late in the day for me to try and work it out but does that make sense? Surely each male needs a female partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 The promiscuous over 44 women must lift it...or mebeez lads are more inclined to lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17776 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Could be median averages rather than mean, with some promiscuous women making up the difference. More likely men over exaggerating and women under exaggerating mind. Figures seem on the low side to me in any case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 It's too late in the day for me to try and work it out but does that make sense? Surely each male needs a female partner? you beat me to it. the women are obviously lying or not including any rapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Its a gift being able to play stuff by ear. Feel sorry for those who cant. (Having just had an impromptu carol service on the organ at CT towers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Its a gift being able to play stuff by ear. Feel sorry for those who cant. (Having just had an impromptu carol service on the organ at CT towers). I can play hymns on the recorder. That is the limit of my instrumental talents, despite being able to hold a tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Its a gift being able to play stuff by ear. Feel sorry for those who cant. (Having just had an impromptu carol service on the organ at CT towers). I hope Carol's your wife's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I hope Carol's your wife's name. Oh dear god. No need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I can play hymns on the recorder. That is the limit of my instrumental talents, despite being able to hold a tune. Surely you can do doh a dear as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Surely you can do doh a dear as well? Aye I think I probably could. And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. There are no end to my woodwind talents. Oo-er.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I miss bashing out a tune or two. Might have to dig out the old keyboard from under the stairs, it's an ancient Yamaha job but since genetics suggest I'm at least another 25 years away from inheriting what was my Swedish gran's piano, certain compromises need to be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38761 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Nigella Lawson, off her tits, snorting coke? Don't care. Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her tits? You have my attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Its a gift being able to play stuff by ear. Feel sorry for those who cant. (Having just had an impromptu carol service on the organ at CT towers). Get away, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Aye I think I probably could. And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. There are no end to my woodwind talents. Oo-er.. Queue Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I miss bashing out a tune or two. Might have to dig out the old keyboard from under the stairs, it's an ancient Yamaha job but since genetics suggest I'm at least another 25 years away from inheriting what was my Swedish gran's piano, certain compromises need to be made. Get yourself on Gumtree. You can pick up a lovely Technics organ (that cost 1 or 2 thousand brand new) for £10 or £20. It is quite therapeutic every now and again belting out a few cheesy tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Get away, man. I don't meant it's better than knowing how to read music and play properly, I just mean its one of those things that some people have and some don't. But like people who have a good sense of direction and others who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Yes, and he meant that being able to tap out the melody of a song you know on a piano, one finger, one note at a time, is not the same as being able to play by ear. It's also something that absolutely everybody can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Yes, and he meant that being able to tap out the melody of a song you know on a piano, one finger, one note at a time, is not the same as being able to play by ear. It's also something that absolutely everybody can do. Have you asked everybody you nocturnal shambles of a sleeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 So you admit that tentatively plinking out Good King Wenceslas was what prompted you to come on here and promote your musical virtuosity. And yes, anyone who knows a melody can sit and work it out on a piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I disagree like. The male line in my family are known for producing one son in every generation who is born with this gift. There can be only one. Before me there was Uncle Lawrence and before him Great Uncle Edmond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34461 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Actually I can well imagine that in your gene pool there are those that can't do this most basic of things. The fact that YOU are the chosen one that has risen to the surface is frankly terrifying. The fact that, as a sperm, you didn't need to stop to ask for directions to Eggsville is also puzzling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catmag 336 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Early morning insults. Part of the reason why I love this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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