toonotl 3778 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:46, Park Life said: Me and the P had a few months apart a few years ago....It's all highs and lows. Did the usual thing, rang round x girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:33, Gemmill said: I've hired my mate's lass to be my PR when it comes to setting up profiles. I'm building a team, Michael Owen style. welcome to dubai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It's a sign Gemma. Give up your job and go see the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:46, toonotl said: Nah. They're getting divorced. Pay attention. Yes, the cleaner still comes once a fortnight. Roomba is plotting something though, I can feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:50, Park Life said: It's a sign Gemma. Give up your job and go see the world. I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:53, Gemmill said: I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though. Just fucking do it, man. You'd easily get a job when you came back. If you came back. You could just say you had some time off after a traumatic divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3778 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:55, Alex said: You could just say you had some time off after a traumatic divorce marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 In all seriousness, the thing that would really stop me is the cats. Even if all other obstacles were removed, I'm not handing them over to a shelter (soft as shit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:53, Gemmill said: I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though. Start your own business instead, bosses are cunts. Be the cunt! Have you seen this, could be useful for selecting your matches on Tindr? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQRzzuFo4nI Good luck. I always found not looking to be the best approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:56, Gemmill said: In all seriousness, the thing that would really stop me is the cats. Even if all other obstacles were removed, I'm not handing them over to a shelter (soft as shit). I can relate to that, actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:38, Gemmill said: Those are definitely the right reasons to get married. Cheers btw. You'll get a new lass of quality nee bother. 6ft4, capable of 80 mile bike rides, wealthy, tremendous patter (on here anyway) and you look like that handsome bloke who shouts "NAIIIIROBI" in that advert, Kris Marshall the cunts called. You'll be alreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 08:53, Gemmill said: I've definitely thought about it. I couldn't be fucked trying to get back into the workforce though. The workforce can wait. If you've got access to some cash then get the hell out. Travel, think, enjoy yourself. Be at one with the ginger field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:02, McFaul said: You'll get a new lass of quality nee bother. 6ft4, capable of 80 mile bike rides, wealthy, tremendous patter (on here anyway) and you look like that handsome bloke who shouts "NAIIIIROBI" in that advert, Kris Marshall the cunts called. You'll be alreet. I've bored you all with the story of the American air stewardesses who would not accept that I wasn't that Kris Marshall bloke. Thanks again btw. I'm pumped now. Getting on one of these sites tonight and ploughing a furrow through the minge meadows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:04, Park Life said: The workforce can wait. If you've got access to some cash then get the hell out. Travel, think, enjoy yourself. Be at one with the ginger field. The only cash I would have is any equity in the house once I sell it. So I'd be spending that as well. Besides, the cats man Parky..... The cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:08, Gemmill said: I've bored you all with the story of the American air stewardesses who would not accept that I wasn't that Kris Marshall bloke. Thanks again btw. I'm pumped now. Getting on one of these sites tonight and ploughing a furrow through the minge meadows. For the love of God don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:09, Park Life said: For the love of God don't do that. I'm not going to really. Not tonight anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:09, Gemmill said: The only cash I would have is any equity in the house once I sell it. So I'd be spending that as well. Besides, the cats man Parky..... The cats. Drop them off at Alex's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) On 19/06/2015 at 09:10, Gemmill said: I'm not going to really. Not tonight anyway. I just kept meeting good looking rich women. It was terrible. American Psycho moments. I would think this bitch needs a rusty axe, not so sharp, not a clean hit. Edited June 19, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:12, Park Life said: I just kept meeting good looking rich women. It was terrible. It sounds mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3778 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Minge innamint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:13, Gemmill said: It sounds mint. It's not nourishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I've been setting up fake profiles in the Kenton Park area all morning. Cant wait for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 On 19/06/2015 at 09:25, ChezGiven said: I've been setting up fake profiles in the Kenton Park area all morning. Cant wait for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Gemma, seriously in 10 years you will be more scared, more conservative and worried about your pension. DO IT NOW! Run! Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand. Budget 3 pahnd a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 He goes to Thailand and its even money he does a Stu off Hangover pt II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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