The Fish 9012 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm saying nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm saying nowt. 134012[/snapback] Not going to weigh in then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9012 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts though Gemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34614 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] I'm pretty sure you're not 6ft like. Not unless you've packed a lot of weight onto the soles of your feet too. Besides, you looked like you were wearing a Christmas Pudding Suit underneath your clothing last time I saw you. :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9012 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 fucker. seriosuly I''m bang on 6' and the last time you saw me I think I was pretty well wrapped up to be fair. lost weight since then anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 (edited) Thats a cool smiley the one that says fuck off that is. Im fucked for a media essay tomorrow. Couldn't be arsed studying its too hot. Edited May 9, 2006 by sophie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34614 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I might not be 15 stone at the minute actually. I just assume that I am, but it's very possible my incredible metabolism has knocked a few pounds off since the last time I was weighed. I could definitely do with being about a stone lighter or something, but I really can't be doing with dieting!? I can't believe I'm even talking about it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9012 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I might not be 15 stone at the minute actually. I just assume that I am, but it's very possible my incredible metabolism has knocked a few pounds off since the last time I was weighed. I could definitely do with being about a stone lighter or something, but I really can't be doing with dieting!? I can't believe I'm even talking about it tbh. 134037[/snapback] your sig tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Aye, surely talking about dieting and loosing weight is gayer than talking about spring, autumn, shagging men, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34614 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Je n'hom pas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 look at you boys discussing your weight problems like a bunch of girls please carry on, this is better than OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Je n'hom pas. 134057[/snapback] It'll be shoes, bags and pleasing your man next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 [Personally i like something to hold onto. i hate skinny men. Yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 9, 2006 Author Share Posted May 9, 2006 [Personally i like something to hold onto. i hate skinny men. Yuck 134090[/snapback] Gemmill, me and you are sorted, fancy going 2's up? Baggsy the brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9012 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm more into petite girls, the kind you can balance on the end of your cock and spin em around. brunettes more than blondes I like girls who have stunning eyes or a particularly impressive face... not really into the barbie pretty. above all if I'm going to go for the return leg they've got to be able to have a conversation with me on a subject that in no way relates to a Z-list celeb, a soap opera or how they "got soooo wasted last night that they puked in their purse" if they can't manage that I'm going to have to move house as I'm running out of room under the patio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34614 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 [Personally i like something to hold onto. i hate skinny men. Yuck 134090[/snapback] Gemmill, me and you are sorted, fancy going 2's up? Baggsy the brown. 134092[/snapback] Get in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34614 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm more into petite girls, the kind you can balance on the end of your cock and spin em around. brunettes more than blondes 134093[/snapback] tbh. :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Im only 5ft 5. I wear heels all the time but im tough when I play soccer and rugby, what i lack in height I make up for in other ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Im only 5ft 5. I wear heels all the time but im tough when I play soccer and rugby, what i lack in height I make up for in other ways 134099[/snapback] you'd be the same height lying down pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 what i lack in dignity I make up for in other ways 134099[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 9, 2006 Author Share Posted May 9, 2006 Im only 5ft 5. I wear heels all the time but im tough when I play soccer and rugby, what i lack in height I make up for in other ways 134099[/snapback] Have you got a head for cocks? Er i mean heights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hggcraig 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm more into petite girls, the kind you can balance on the end of your cock and spin em around. brunettes more than blondes 134093[/snapback] tbh. :razz: 134097[/snapback] he only likes the petite girls, because their small hands make his cock look big tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 (edited) he only likes the petite girls, because their small hands make his cock look big tbh 134127[/snapback] I tried that with a dwarf but the fuckers have got huge hands. Edited May 9, 2006 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Im only 5ft 5. I wear heels all the time but im tough when I play soccer and rugby, what i lack in height I make up for in other ways 134099[/snapback] Soccer? Isn't it illegal to play rugby in heels btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I am 13 1/2 stone, 6' tall and chiseled from... some kind of lard I suppose, facts is facts thoughGemmil weighs more than me and isn't that much taller.. so I win... right? right? I would dance but apparently that's gay... as is liking sci-fi, and saying Autumn or Spring 134021[/snapback] Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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