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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

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Yes, and I'm pissed off at these attendent blokes they have in toilets now who try to accost you with aftershave and soap in exchange for a tip ffs. I've noticed more blokes running out of toilets to avoid them lately.

 

Aye I can't stand that either. I can't stand toilet monkeys. And no, that's not racist! :D

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Aye, not always with soap but they do get a rinsing.

 

However if I'm in a club and I'm the only one on the toilets with the guy handing out soap and towels I sometimes don't because I feel obliged to give him a quid and thats not value for money IMO.

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Aye, not always with soap but they do get a rinsing.

 

However if I'm in a club and I'm the only one on the toilets with the guy handing out soap and towels I sometimes don't because I feel obliged to give him a quid and thats not value for money IMO.

 

They get a thank you from me, and nothing more. No way am I paying someone a quid to put soap on my hands ffs.

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Yes, and I'm pissed off at these attendent blokes they have in toilets now who try to accost you with aftershave and soap in exchange for a tip ffs. I've noticed more blokes running out of toilets to avoid them lately.

 

Aye I can't stand that either. I can't stand toilet monkeys. And no, that's not racist! :lol:

 

We're being taxed for going to the toilet ffs! First time I ever saw thees guys was in Swindon the night before the Cardiff sem-final. Loads of pissed up geordies in the bogs who'd never seen this kind of thing before going 'are ye looking at me nob or something like?' :D

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :lol:

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :D

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :D

 

:lol: Love it up you though! :blush:

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They get a thank you from me, and nothing more. No way am I paying someone a quid to put soap on my hands ffs.

 

"When I need help washing my hands I'll go to a fucking home, thank you."

 

tbh.

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :D

 

:lol: Love it up you though! :blush:

Mid stream?

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :D

 

:lol: Love it up you though! :blush:

Mid stream?

 

Okay, yous can all pack it in now. :stop:

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :D

 

:lol: Love it up you though! :blush:

Mid stream?

 

Oi! Don't ruin my flirt!

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Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.

 

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? :D

 

:D You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. :blush:

 

:lol: Love it up you though! :stop:

Mid stream?

 

Okay, yous can all pack it in now. :stop:

 

:D

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